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10/7/2014 5:43:10 PM
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Bungie, you are wrong. I am right.
Destiny has been out for a small while now, and I have skipped many a day of school and responsibilities to play it - as a result, I consider myself to be an expert on not only Destiny, but also on everything ever.
Due to my absolute amazing abilities, I have named myself Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader of this cry-munity.
In accordance with this revelation, I have created a list intended for those responsible for both creating and fixing the game, to read, and reflect upon. Since I am the expert on everything, you don't have a choice, and you also work for me now.
1. You should have included all planned content with the game from Day 1, for free. (Including random ideas you had while drunk). That way, I could beat everything and then comment on how there's not enough content. Either way, I am the winner.
2. Why did you not make me the only one who couldn't die? I expected that, upon entering PvP, that my mere presence would kill every enemy player immediately, and repeatedly.
3. Why can't you match colors? Almost everyone knows the difference between green and blue, blue and purple. Why don't you?
4. Nightfall is too hard. Stop pandering to those who play more.
5. Nightfall is too easy. Stop pandering to casuals.
6. Raid is too challenging. I should be able to solo. Final boss should be an unarmed level 1 Dreg, who commits suicide upon seeing my glorious form.
7. These guns are too good, please nerf.
8. These guns are too weak, now useless.
9. Low effort is not yielding high reward. I don't see how that makes sense.
10. Fix your servers.
11. Fix them faster, I skipped school today.
12. Fix this
13. Fix that
14. You fixed them too much, fix it.
15. Why should I even have to work at this? You should have given me a game where I had all the best everything and unlimited materials, right from first login.
I hope you now realize everything you did wrong and will fix it, five minutes ago.
Signed,
Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader, Sel Fishkidd the Glorious
TL;DR - How about you let my cry-munity take over. My legions of whiners and simpletons know what exactly would make this game better.
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#Destiny
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Nice troll. *slow claps*
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GG #lolandpointatcrybabies
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GG #lolandpointatcrybabies
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GG #lolandpointatcrybabies
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6 RepliesA "I bought this product that lacks several promised features and would like to state my disatisfation." B "Hey! I'm happy with this product. You're just a whiner!" A "...but I'm not happy with it and I have legit complaint as this is an inferior product." B "ALALALALALALALA WHINNEEEEERRRR!" A "I simply thought my feedback would help making said product better." B "NOBODY CARES!!!111 WHIIIINEEERRR!! IM SO HAPPY TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" Yes, OP is B.
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28 RepliesYour over done sarcasm doesn't change the fact......FACT. you know what FACT means dont you? Its a FACT. And the FACT is bungie promised one thing and gave us another. And for some inconceivable reason you choose to insult and berate the community that demands what it was promised. Its ass clowns such as your self that lets corporations, government, advertising walk all over you. Then as if to bring your ass clown statis to legendary level you actually side with those who are screwing you over. Long story short. You suck at life. And as a comsumer your a -blam!-ing sheep.
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4 Repliesi'm down as long as i can be queen
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I dig
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10/10
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Haha brilliant!
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funniest thing I've read on here so far
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lmfao good god thats the funniest thing I have ever seen on this app
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[quote]Instead of matchmaking, which would be a terrible thing for the raid, create a place in the tower. A raid tower where players can goto specifically and look for raid members. Have proximity chat or something along those lines. ( just not where everyone could spam) it would be like matchmaking except you can me choosey and talk with your team. ( make sure they have a mic, buy ammo synthesis, etc..) we need a designated raid meeting place for all the newbie/shy kids to make friends. But matching making would kill the raid, it would be so shitty. I would get so pissed at people. Me personally ( along with many MANY OTHERS) would quit the instant that one or two players said it was their first time or didn't know what to do or were low leveled. I want to get thro that shit quick. Not take 8 hours and two days. SCREW MATCHMAKING THE NOOBS KNOW NOT OF WHAT THEY ASK!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
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I lolled
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didnt mention volume controls.... uh, wah or something
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Edited by Ridum1: 10/8/2014 5:34:21 PMtoo long away from school shooting loot hole, find sarcasm more fun than shooting hole hehe, good one...
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Great post! loving the satire, forums for all games have too many negative Nigel's, people should just play or don't it's a simple choice, personally I think the game is great.
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3 RepliesThis thread is terrible. Complaining about complaining, yet nothing to reinforce the game or stimulate the community in any other way than to start a backlash. I am disappoint.
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In sorry but ur wrong, lol
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Funny he says he's a god yet his kd is terrible and he has tons of deaths. This ki ld is garbage ignore him.
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LOL, I love number three. [i]3. Why can't you match colors? Almost everyone knows the difference between green and blue, blue and purple. Why don't you?[/i] Very good.
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13 RepliesGame is still average at best. People aren't "whining" they're just pointing out the obvious flaws in the game and the Desticles can't handle it. Almost no one will care about this game in a month.
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I thought I would hate this post. But after finishing it gave me a great laugh. Good post.
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2 Replies[quote]Destiny has been out for a small while now, and I have skipped many a day of school and responsibilities to play it - as a result, I consider myself to be an expert on not only Destiny, but also on everything ever. [/quote] This made my day. 10/10 sir
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This is great! ! Lmfao!! Very true and im right their with you. Let's keep smacking a beautifully crafted world that no one can stop playing but yet let's keep smacking it and saying how it should be. The reason everyone keeps playing it is because they got it right. You change it for the whiners and no one's going to play it anymore. It's fine just the way it is/:no matter how many day out isn't. It works we are all still playing and reading about it every day
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holy crap you managed to condense all of the whining and complaining on this entire forum into one message! those of us who choose not to turn this into a bitchfest were all thinking it- but you had the testicular fortitude to say it. THANKS for making me laugh out loud at work. Probably get written up now since I just got busted for doing non-business related stuff on this computer. Guess I'll blame BUNGIE
