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10/7/2014 5:43:10 PM
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Bungie, you are wrong. I am right.
Destiny has been out for a small while now, and I have skipped many a day of school and responsibilities to play it - as a result, I consider myself to be an expert on not only Destiny, but also on everything ever.
Due to my absolute amazing abilities, I have named myself Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader of this cry-munity.
In accordance with this revelation, I have created a list intended for those responsible for both creating and fixing the game, to read, and reflect upon. Since I am the expert on everything, you don't have a choice, and you also work for me now.
1. You should have included all planned content with the game from Day 1, for free. (Including random ideas you had while drunk). That way, I could beat everything and then comment on how there's not enough content. Either way, I am the winner.
2. Why did you not make me the only one who couldn't die? I expected that, upon entering PvP, that my mere presence would kill every enemy player immediately, and repeatedly.
3. Why can't you match colors? Almost everyone knows the difference between green and blue, blue and purple. Why don't you?
4. Nightfall is too hard. Stop pandering to those who play more.
5. Nightfall is too easy. Stop pandering to casuals.
6. Raid is too challenging. I should be able to solo. Final boss should be an unarmed level 1 Dreg, who commits suicide upon seeing my glorious form.
7. These guns are too good, please nerf.
8. These guns are too weak, now useless.
9. Low effort is not yielding high reward. I don't see how that makes sense.
10. Fix your servers.
11. Fix them faster, I skipped school today.
12. Fix this
13. Fix that
14. You fixed them too much, fix it.
15. Why should I even have to work at this? You should have given me a game where I had all the best everything and unlimited materials, right from first login.
I hope you now realize everything you did wrong and will fix it, five minutes ago.
Signed,
Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader, Sel Fishkidd the Glorious
TL;DR - How about you let my cry-munity take over. My legions of whiners and simpletons know what exactly would make this game better.
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#Destiny
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Is it sarcasm if it's mostly true?
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speakin the truth.. even if u lot dont like to admit it. The cry babies have been catered for. Even the garunteed legendary is retarded
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You lost me at "but also on everything ever."
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That shit cray
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6 Repliesnoob dont even try to say your the best i can beat you in any video games and irl get owned
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You suck man, I laughed much harder then I should have at this, +1 internets for you.
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i agree with everything except number 1. funny ish tho
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Thank you so much for this post. I wish I could like it 10 times so I could be pissed that I cant like it 11 times
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WTF bro? This was the first post I read after joining the forum and now all other posts are completely irrelevant. Thanks for ruining the entire forum for me. All hail Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader, Sel Fishkidd the Glorious. Long live the Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader.
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LONG LIVE THE 'Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader'
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RIOT! RIOT! DOWN WITH THE TYRANT POPE EMPEROR! A POX ON THE PHONY LEADER OF THE CRY-HARDS! *smashes a banjo into the face of the zombie followers of the False Prophet*
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I did not think I would be liking a post with this title. Well played, Sir.
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Gosh, what ever happened to subtlety when trolling? 0/10
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Better than longface.
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I SUPPORT THIS MOVEMENT!
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Make your game, and we shall see the veracity of your righteousness.
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Long face should take notes from you.
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This is sir Ty0401 > than you. I am here to take your position as a king and leader, The way this will happen is you will explode after reading this post.
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Hopefully they listen to you and fix these issues
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Well, I'm anarchist, so...
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Best. Post. Ever. In. The. History. Of. Foreverness. Thank you!!
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You want to take over Destiny as supreme leader? Whoooo there New Monarchy
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This..... Made my day
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[quote]Need 3 more people to do the raid. Xbox one gamertag TvRemoteMan
