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Edited by SwordLady:
9/8/2014 5:22:26 PM
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Destiny or sex?
I was given the option to spend the night at my girlfriends place the night of the games release. I am conflicted.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyTo ask the question "Destiny or Sex" says that you are probably not getting that sex anyway.
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Yea why not both? They dont rule each other out.
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Depending on how cool your GF is you just might get both at the same time.
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put up a pic of her and we will vote !!
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Definitely Destiny man, are you for real? Knob her another time, if she's your girlfriend it should be on tap anyway.
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I'm gonna have both
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[b]Both or at same time?[/b]
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1 ReplyI can to this topic for a good laugh about how Destiny is better than sex but instead I got rampant sexism. good job community, good job...
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9 RepliesHave sex, then after, go play Destiny. She can get mad at you, but she can't unhave sex with you.
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Speaking from experience here, what are the odds she'll actually put out? I'd be pissed if I chose sex, got there, and then just wants to "cuddle" and then falls asleep. Meanwhile, she's snoring, you're looking up at her dark bedroom ceiling thinking, " F*ck! I could be playing Destiny on opening night, but instead I'm cuddling!" I would bring a back pack with a rope ladder to climb out her window just incase that happens. I recommend playing hard to get sir. Drives girls crazy being denied "cuddles". Go get Destiny. Plenty of time for ass and "cuddles" later.
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F### her right in the p####...
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Duuuuude I keep tellin ya! Both! She's got knees! So make her use em.
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3 RepliesSex. Always sex before video games. This is manlaw.
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1 ReplyBoth. Take your console with you and take her from behind in front of the tele. You can also rest the controller on her back when you start getting trigger finger.
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Bring Destiny with you
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Can we get both?
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I'll be playing hours upon hours of Destiny. I think I can spare the needed 2-3 minutes every now and then.
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Why don't we do both? *insert old El Paso theme here*
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Sex ofc and spending time with your girlfreind
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Bring your console with you. Problem solved.
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You don't get STDs from video games, so Destiny.
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Reach level 30 and watch all the women flock to you.
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Edited by Raampiej: 9/8/2014 10:32:35 AMPlaying destiny while my girl is blowing the flute?
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Hit it n quit it dude, why not have both!
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3 RepliesDepends on what you value in life more. A relationship or a game.
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5 RepliesBoth! Simultaneously! [spoiler]I Mean it.[/spoiler]
