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Edited by Recon Number 54:
9/6/2014 1:55:30 AM
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any good jokes?
A way to pass the time over the next few days is to exchange jokes! I'll start.
What did the buffalo say to it's son who was leaving for college?[spoiler]Bi son[/spoiler]
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A baby seal walked into a club
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I cant stand being in a wheelchair. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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1 ReplyThere once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris an lives. Chuck Norris once cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why theres no signs of life. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.
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Why did the Mexican hijack the train? [spoiler]He had loco motives[/spoiler]
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So a blind guy walks into a bar, a table, and a chair XD
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3 Replies''Knock Knock'' ''Who's there?'' *Gjallarhorn* The Live Action Trailer was funny :)
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Don't die a virgin.There are terrorists waiting for you up there.
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2 RepliesWhat do you do with a years worth of used condoms? [spoiler]melt them down into a tire and call it a good year[/spoiler] What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? [spoiler]they're both made of plastic and little boys turn them on.[/spoiler] So a kid walks up to his grandpa who is sitting on the porch drinking beer and asks him if he can have one. The grandpa says does your d*** touch your a** h*** and the kid says no so the grandpa says no. Later on the grandpa walks into the house and sees the kid eating some cookies and asks if he can have one. The kid replies does your d*** touch your a** h*** the grandpa says in fact it does so the kid say okay then go -blam!- yourself. Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? [spoiler]you can only fit 3 fingers inside a bowling ball[/spoiler]
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Wht do cats put in there milk......lol [spoiler]mice cubes lol[/spoiler]
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?[spoiler]One, he was an electrician[/spoiler]
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How do you make a napkin dance?[spoiler]you put a little boogie in it[/spoiler] [spoiler]My life is empty[/spoiler]
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#offtopic But I'm getting rid of my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust anyway.
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2 RepliesWould you rather... [spoiler]Give your mom an orgasm[/spoiler] Or [spoiler]Give your dad an orgasm[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [spoiler]cough/gag[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between jam and marmalade? [spoiler]You can't marmalade your 'D' up your girlfriend's 'A' [i]cleaned up as much as I could[/i][/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhats the difference between a jew and a pizza? [spoiler]the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat's the difference between a porche and a pile of dead bodies... [spoiler]I don't have a porche in my garage[/spoiler]
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I gots two: What kind of bee gives milk? [spoiler]a boobie[/spoiler] These lesbians bought me a watch, I guess they mistook me when I said, "I wanna watch."
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1 ReplyWhat do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?[spoiler]dough nuts[/spoiler]
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Did you guys hear this one yet? Hunters and Warlocks, good joke. #Titansrule [spoiler]Take two baby, it's that good.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat do you get when you play a country music record backwards?[spoiler]your house, your wife, your dog, and your truck back[/spoiler]
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What did the clown get for Christmas... [spoiler]cancer[/spoiler]
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3 Replies2 guys walked into a bar, the first man orders H2O. After a while the second man says he will have H2O too. The second man dies. If you don't get it[spoiler]the second man dies because he'll have H2O too. It sounds like H2O2. That would kill you.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow can you tell that your sister is on her period? [spoiler]when your fathers dick tastes like blood[/spoiler] [spoiler]i know that was bad and i should fel bad..[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat did the homeless man get for Christmas? [spoiler]Nothing.[/spoiler]
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Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: *laughs hysterically* *turns into a potato* *rolls off into sunset*
