1. Culture.
3. England colonised you.
3. You speak English not American.
8. You use Englands IMPERIAL system for some reason.
5. England had more of a direct Impact on the outcome of both World Wars than America.
4. England's political system is not retarded.
7. England had medieval knights, America had Indians, lol.
[spoiler]Oh and so you dont think I'm biased, I'm Irish, the English oppressed and murdered us for hundreds of years.
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You said 10 reasons.....where are the other 3
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America has money guns and knifes England doesn't 10/10 America England can burn in hell
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America. It's in shambles for sure
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Dear sir you truly are superior to all but me
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Edited by Legend Onyx Taco: 8/13/2014 1:53:59 PMTry harder bruh
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[b]*Bows before Beetle*[/b] [i]Thou art truly the master of b8ing.[/i]
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Edited by Delta 36 DBW: 8/13/2014 7:20:54 AM10 reasons this thread is stupid 1. Does it entertain you to make country Dick measuring contests? 2. Neither Country is better than the other in every way. 3. Superior is not a factual statement it is your opinion. 4. Your numbering system is 1,3,3,8,5,4,7? 5. You refer to everyone reading the thread as though they are american. 6. You don't list the reasons why you think England's political system is "not retarded" 7. You only have 7 reasons in a thread titled 10 reasons why... 8. Medieval Knights are somehow being compared to Indians now? 9. Impact on the outcome of the world wars is obscure as -blam!-. 10. No points as to how England had more of a direct impact on World Wars or why it even matters for this thread. 1.5/10
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1 Reply>froliking in the butthurt of this thread
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16 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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1 Replybut do you have sarah palin? didn't think so
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2 RepliesEdited by Turtlenomad: 8/12/2014 5:47:21 AM1. lolno 2. Then we kicked their asses. 3. lolno 4. It's Math we're talking about here right? 5. lolno 6. lolyesitis 7. That's racist. [spoiler]1, 3, 3, 8, 5, 4, 7[/spoiler] I give this top 10 a 3/10.
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You're missing 3. [spoiler]lel, gr8 b8 m8. 8/8[/spoiler]
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16 RepliesLOL America is the only country with a good army the british are still using pirate ships LOL at leest america has guns. LOLOLOL
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Edited by ProGamingTurtle: 8/12/2014 7:41:06 PMThey might have colonized but for them to do that u made us your bitch (like a bitch) not so great now.
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Well,our teeth are better. Plus, we don't eat beans for breakfast!
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27 RepliesEngland needs culture in order to maintain relevance. Last time I checked England was full of fat women and terrible food. How many Super Bowls has England won? Zero. Which is the same number of Heisman trophy winners. That's right I'm talking about football. Not stupid soccer. So what is soccer is the most popular sport in the world. That's because in America we have Super Bowl Sunday and the World Series, you know entertaining sports. I think colonize is just a exaggerated way of saying gift wrapping the greatest present England's ever given to the world, America. And to say England was a greater contributor to the world wars is a funny way of saying America saved England's sorry tail twice in a row. And yea our political system is garbage, but just remember that we're one dysfunctional decision away from turning England into a parking lot and slapping a Walmart there. Hell at least people would have an excuse to visit that God forsaken place.
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4 RepliesBrits... They are sniveling tea-drinking pansies. That is all.
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...but at least we can count to 10. Suckers!
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12 RepliesWell joke's on all of you, because Canada is the best. [spoiler]sorry eh[/spoiler]
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4 Replies1 reason America is better than the England: Dental care.
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British people colonized america not Scottish or the other people on the island
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[quote]England had medieval knights[/quote] Well... Uhh America has the uhm... They got the thing.... That uhh Damn
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1 Reply#alliseeisrecktAmericans
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12 RepliesBadb8m8
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1 Replyhttp://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1249402734-fap_gif.gif British sucks
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6 RepliesBut the biggest flaw in England is[spoiler]English people are dickbags[/spoiler]