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8/4/2014 8:18:11 AM
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Star Wars is bullshit
There's no way in hell them rebels beat the Empire if this was real life, the empire had all the shit bruh I am pissed.
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1 ReplyYou're just mad because you haven't fapped.
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4 RepliesYea but if you hadn't noticed stormtroppers can't aim for shit. That's why they lost duhhhh. Everyone knows that.
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2 RepliesThey didn't have Harrison Ford dats why
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There is also no way they would build a death star with an obvious weak spot on it.
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The Empire had a super-ultra-hyper-uber crit spot in their Death Star.
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I find your lack of faith in the rebellion disturbing.
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2 RepliesHmm, a rebel force defeating the largest empire in the known universe? Sounds like a job for... AMERICA!
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5 RepliesWhen a blind guy accidentally takes down the world's best bounty hunter, I gave up on realistic expectations. Although... the Ewoks are by far the one thing most deserving of death by fire, in the original trilogy at least. I guess the new trilogy kind of did the same thing... Jarjar. However, the new one at least let their badass new character kill someone of significance and die in a heated fight with a skilled (non-handicapped) opponent.
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Obviously the key factor escapes you. The Force was the driving factor in the rebels victories. The ewoks were just an annoying set piece.
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You know what's bullshit? Your No-fap thread![spoiler]I completely regret posting in that.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThe rebellion [u]could[/u] have won. It's how they won that pisses me off. I mean teddy bears with spears taking out "the best legion at the emperors disposal"? I don't think so.
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* facetable repeatedly*
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4 RepliesAll science fiction is so unrealistic, it just infuriates me.
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*walks into thread "American Revolution" *walks out
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Well they actually didn't since the Imperial Remnant persisted for the next few centuries. There were trillions of people serving in the Empire when the emperor died. Any organization or administration that could span an entire galaxy would likely never be able to be stomped out completely. Unfortunately for the Empire, even they were outnumbered, and could no longer enforce galaxy wide dominance.
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It's a documentary.
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2 RepliesHaven't you played Force Unleashed?'
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1 ReplyYou show a complete lack of understanding of what actually happened before, after, and during the events of the Original Trilogy. For one, killing Palpatine didn't destroy the Empire, it just fractured it. Hence the Remnants. For two, the Rebellion was much bigger than you seem to think. For three, if something gets too big it eventually collapses in on itself regardless. Size does not work in your favor when you trying to swat a particularly agile mosquito. And size can't stop that mosquito from giving you a disease that slowly kills you.
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The rebels could easily have won. Look at Russia 1917, or Libya 2012. Rebellion is much stronger than maintaining order, they have stronger will, the desire for freedom. Plus, Chewbacca was a freaking beast so -blam!- the Empire.
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6 RepliesActually, with superior military planing and intelligence a inferior force can overcome a larger one as demonstrated during the American Revolution, the Vietnam War, and the Soviet War in Afghanistan. Although I will admit the business on Endor's surface was kind of ridiculous.
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Good good
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Well Star Wars is Twilight for boys. Its not intended for a mature audience.
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Seriously just be happy George Lucas's wife was around to make sure parts of the original Star War's trilogy was at least somewhat coherent. Given a free reign we got Jar Jar, a child Darth Vader, awkward stalking, and two flip flopping Jedi. We can help you, when you really need us we can't help you.
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The clone wars era is so much better.
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1 ReplyThe empire had a weakness and the x wings kicked ass. Luke Skywalker had to settle things with his daddy for not letting him meet his mother
