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8/3/2014 4:07:00 PM
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My GF won't let me play DESTINY.
My girlfriend has officially said to be that I won't be allowed to play Destiny , because I neglected her during the Beta?
She starting shouting all this nonsense that "I missed my childs birth, we don't make love and when we did, you would say all this creepy stuff like, your Exo **** are so turning me on right now, you don't shower, shave or even go out."
I was like this women is cray cray (crazy) so now she's like if you play Destiny I won't pay bills anymore, b**** right?
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyReturn her to GameStop, see if you can get a refund.
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Edited by Unholy XoYzO: 8/7/2014 5:19:41 PMLol! jheeeeeeze
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Throw that bitch out the window of your car when youre driving down a really long interstate road
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Edited by fairyelysia: 8/6/2014 2:00:24 AMI have to fight my man just to get the controller. And when the game comes out we're screwed. Gotta find a girl who plays!
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1 ReplyTell her you have a date with Destiny.
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you're a pus..sy plus, a woman needs maintenance, also you got to shower dude
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Get all the pssy and mouth you can and leave here on 9/8/14. It's what I'd do.....
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1 ReplyDump her by telling her there's another woman. After that, you say you have a date *throw on shades* with Destiny! [spoiler]YEAAAAAAAH[/spoiler]
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Swiggity Swooty
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Smack a bitch
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How could you Bungie!? This guy's girlfriend is way to OP. NERF HER NOW!!
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21 RepliesHa all these losers complaining about their gf interfering with gaming yall some pussies i simply dont have a gf ha! So the jokes on you losers while im playing destiny youll be having hot nasty sex and who wants that not me! Thats for sure masterbation is natural and so are the tits on the female awoken character i made. So next time your having seemiingly never ending love and i want you to think of me and be jealous as your female companion begs you for satisfaction while im ordering pizza and on my 10th hour of continous gameplay hehehe suckers
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Okay, if you seriously did all these things man, you'll soon need to go to a mental hospital.
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Gotta admit, this one was starting out a bit shaky, but it got way more entertaining about halfway through... ...But it was the successful DeeJ-troll that brought it home. 15/10! Well done sir!
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People still posting on this? lol
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2 RepliesLmfao that's lame. My boyfriend and I binged the beta and we're already trying to find people for our raids.
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[url]http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67348024/0/0[/url]
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16 RepliesMy boyfriend bought a second tv and his own ps4 so we can play destiny together... All relationships are different
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Git gud or git whipped
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Haha, Probably the best post do date!!!
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Lol. Im hoping you were joking about missing your childs birth. Im an avid gamer but i dont let playing games consume my life. Funny post.
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Make her an Exo too.
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You teach her
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5 RepliesMy girl isn't a gamer per-se but she plays stuff on her own at times. She gives me free reign when I'm wanting to play though. Blowjobs while gaming and she's a keeper haha.
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1 Reply-blam!- her right in the pussy
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Dude, if you actually missed your child's birth, then you're just screwed.
