Calling all Lightbearers who can tell the difference between a Thrall and a Taken Captain (hopefully). Our clan, Ｈｉｖｅ Ａｎｄ Ｓｅｅｋ, is on a mission to reclaim the solar system, one poorly aimed grenade at a time. [b]Why Us? Because:[/b] We're like family! (The dysfunctional kind that throws Gjallarhorn at each other during raids.) Our raid team has a flawless strategy... mostly involving distraction and copious amounts of revive tokens. We have a participation trophy for "Guardian Most Likely to Get Launched by a Phalanx." (It's a revolving award.) We offer emotional support after getting wrecked in Crucible by a 12-year-old with a Felwinter's Lie. [b] Requirements:[/b] A pulse. (Optional: A functioning nervous system.) A burning hatred for architects and their love of instant death physics. The ability to laugh at yourself (especially after whiffing a point-blank Nova Bomb.) A strong work ethic... for grinding bounties, not actually getting good. Discord for complaining about The Traveler's lack of interior design skills: Let's face it, the Tower could use a makeover. [b]Bonus Points for:[/b] Hilarious nicknames (think "Crayon-Eating Warlock" or "Titan Who Punches Everything") A love of cheesy Destiny memes. The uncanny ability to trip over thin air during boss fights. If you're tired of elitist clans and just want to have a good time while obliterating aliens (mostly by accident), then we're the dysfunctional family for you! DM for details! P.S. We're also looking for new Sherpas... but only if you have life insurance.