*2000 ft below sea level *offtopics largest ocean: nautica *9/3/unav ___________________________________ *Budgie and a small group of ‘mangs’ are on a misson, to recover a priceless artifact to the surface, a artifact so rare and valuable, it could help Budgie retire* 11:42 pm “Sir, our target is 14 meters out, should we send men to claim it on foot?” “Yes salin-mang, right on time!” “Lord John, do you think this is going to work? No one knows why we are here and are loosing motivation” “Too bad, we must acquire this, it’s not just about the amount of shine this will get us, it’s about bringing it ‘back’” *suddenly, the submersible begins to shake and rock* “What’s going on?” Speaks charla-mang, who was exiting the kitchen and had several bags of potato chips stuffed into her dufflebag “Not what, who... we are not the only ones here, there are fragments of polwyceptions UwUz here, they have evolved to survive the harsh environment and they are the reason we are not equipping aqua suits and getting it right now, we are waiting on devin-mang to charge the UMP” *the comms screeched and panicked screaming is heard* [b][i]THE BAST-ARDS GOT IN, THERES NO SALVATION NOW!!![/i][/b] *the screaming was followed by a clang of a sword and a uwu chant* “Hewwo buwgie, I see youw have comes fowr the pwise, twoo bad, it’s ouws...” *budgie sighs and waddles over to the rear of the bridge, and pulls a lever* *more screaming is heard in a second, but it suddenly stops* “Budgie... John... what have you done...” “Ejected the engine bay, we can still make it” “Do you realize there were 20 fellow birds in there?” “They were going to die anyway, unlike poly himself, these guys can’t infect, they just kill, sometimes for the fun of it... with out the original to moderate there actions, they become squirly and unhinged...” “Oh...” “How far are we?” “Now” *A massive silver cylinder can be seen, resting on a chain* “Get the robo grabber, we are going home...” *13 hours later they are back on land and have the cylinder on its side, devrimang has a oversized can opener and has pealed off the top... *charla gasps and falls over...* “All the bloodshed... just for a 2019 Taco Bell Beafy Fritos burrito?” “Yes” [spoiler]shitlore[/spoiler]