Disputes should only be solved with Gladii, Scutums ([i]scutī[/i]), Spears, Bows, Roman Catapults, and Cavalry. Or anything else the glorious Romans once used. Any other method is not nearly so glorious. Modern men somehow think that writing blog posts about "hyper masculinity" and "problematic problems", or suffering gross delusions, while hiding behind the apex of modern human security, and possessing all the virility of a soybean makes them a man([i]viri ignaviae, forte an sit[/i]). I figuratively watched a man whose poor sentences and prose did so convince me that perhaps his principle claims be true; who later claimed not that it be dishonorable to kill a hapless beast, but that we ought to do so slower, such that it suffers more, though such truth was not found by means of his argument. Though I agree, throw the beasts into the Coliseum, let metal test their claws and teeth. But to the point, a society wherein an atrophied, anemic boy that could barely communicate ([i]in anglicum, minor lingua[/i]), with spell check (spell check!), sits in a basement with a phone, blasting an elderly man for not wrestling a dear is thoroughly lacking (when compared with [i]Gloria Ramae[/i]). Where is this vaunted "honor" that such boys fellate themselves over? Is it found within their hotpockets, and other such barbaric dishes? This is just bemoaning for the sake of bemoaning. Or is this some Helvetian barbarism that I'm just too civilized to understand?
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1 Replyuhh uhhh uhhh Ave, true to Caesar?
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2 RepliesI support roman society as well, since I hate being stationary for long. I like to roam around.
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1 ReplyYes, but... [spoiler]I am officially running for President of the United States. My platform will be simple, I am not those losers who have been screwing you over for the last 50 years. My goal will be to reform the government or throw their asses in prison. Maybe I should force reform by throwing them in prison. I shall also try to convince foreign automakers to open some plants here in America, so that way they are not having to ship them in those huge ships that pollute a lot more than owning a muscle car would. This will also create jobs. I am going to make America not be the World Police. For a fee though, we can provide private security. This will provide our troops with better pay and give us another way of earning money for our military budget. The troops can volunteer for that, so that way they are not forced to it. I have to work out all the particulars to make this a safe issue, so it may get scrapped. California will be washed, scrubbed down and re-trained. There will be no more homeless vets. If I have to, I will lure them into a house with monkey bread! Budget. Gotta have one. Gotta pay off them debts. Maybe I can sell the politicians or trade them to our debtors........need to consider that as well. Molasses Cookies will be the American Cookie. I will figure out a way to "convince" major companies to give real raises. It will be ok to start at minimum wage, but good raises need to be there for those who are willing to work & do a good job. Not sure how to make this happen, so will be open to suggestions. I will pass an executive order that organizations not have more than 5 letters, so the NBA can not become the NBAPRC. That is just a personal change for older folks. Our new motto will be, "Be Nice or else". Not sure how that will work, but I feel bad for most the internet. Nigerian princes will have to pay back those people they ripped off! Telemarketing CEO's will be stuck in a room and forced to answer these calls until they understand why we hate them. The internet will be free. I am going to figure that one out, because lag sucks. I would like to do some kind of tuition help for people that keep it in their pants until married. That will take some thought, but it will create an incentive to not make babies, which should also help some on the abortion issue. I also want to make it more affordable to adopt & add more case workers to handle to adoption load & follow ups to make sure they families do well. We can afford that by firing some politicians. I would love to figure out a way for people to work 4 days a week and people on the retirement end to only work 3 days a week. Not saying that will happen, but it would be nice if we could have more time for our families & friends, especially the ones who take forever to get the campaign started! (I am so gonna get kicked from the campaign before it even starts the way I am teasing him) Anything else I should add? Dungeons & Dragons could be our new national sport since football has obviously gone sissified. I think lunch should be 2 hours long, that way folks can eat & take a nap. It would make people nicer.[/spoiler]
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We won’t go quietly, the legion can count on that.
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1 ReplyWe should bring back trial by combat. There’s no better way to prove innocent of killing someone than by proving you’re capable of killing someone.
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2 RepliesAh, virum morum esse video.
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1 ReplyRomani Ite Domum
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3 RepliesWhat 'ave the bloody ROMANS ever did for us???
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1 ReplyI'll support this with the addition of mandatory military training followed by a short term of service (2 years) with an option to enlist for an extended term after. SPQR
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1 ReplyLive bestiality coliseum shows! 🦁 👍
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Proelium gloriosum et ego in pugna Martis non pereat, si me dignus inveniet vitam.
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2 RepliesPlus Latin is NEAT
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8 RepliesI prefer England and Germany. Why? It’s quite simple really. [spoiler]Trebuchets[/spoiler].
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Incredilis!
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1 Replylegion scum
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1 ReplyWhat 4chan board was this on?