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Edited by DMHCook:
12/6/2018 4:31:46 PM
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I DEMAND a REFUND! NOW!
So, there I was pretty [b]C[/b]ool day so far.
I g[b]o[/b] and stand in the queue to get my 4 Cases of Mountain Dew and 20 Boxes of Pop Tarts to prepare me for this Weekends Ga[b]m[/b]ing.
I felt a Bit Hungry, so I grabbed a Snickers. I o[b]p[/b]ened it, and Slobbered all over that Snicke[b]r[/b]s like a Bulldog Ch[b]e[/b]wing a Flip Flop with a Mouth Full of Mayonnaise.
Now this Woman in front of me is wearing Spandex that was 5 sizes to small for her, 20 years ago, and she lifts her left leg and just lets rip.
I can see the Spandex talking to me, Begging for [b]H[/b]elp, as I slowly slobber on my Snick[b]e[/b]rs.
in doi[b]n[/b]g so, I observe in super slow motion, a projectile rip from the windy crevice and it flings something right on my [b]s[/b]nickers.
I just kept on Eat[b]i[/b]ng.
N[b]O[/b]W, I am in hospital with Stage 5 Diabetes and a Pea[b]n[/b]ut Allergy. - and I am writing this to you Walmart.
I WANT a REFUND on that Snickers Bar, Because I NEVER EVER got to Finish it and you shouldn't let those type of people shop in the normal people section!
[spoiler] Cant wait for the typical (I ONLY REPLY TO THE TOPIC TITLE) Comments [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to #Offtopic, a more appropriate forum for this offtopic discussion.
Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to #Offtopic, a more appropriate forum for this offtopic discussion. Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler][/quote] Lmfo ok Imagine that somebody put a typical offtopic post into like lore or crucible
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The Call of the Dooty. On sale now at all one convenient location. In Africa.
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You think you have problems. After reading this I’m blind.
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I see the bolder CoO
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comprehension
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Comprehension, baby.
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Please help this app stay perfectly balanced (as all things should be) by posting in the correct foru- oh shit nvm you good
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The title got me good...
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On behalf of Walmart I would like you to know that we are listening. In response to your feedback we are going to remove 5% of the foreign material from your snickers at this time. While we realize that 5% is a small amount, we hope that this will allow you to finish eating your snickers. We have some other very helpful ideas in the pipeline for the future. Stay tuned for future responses at some vague time possibly in the future.
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[quote]So, there I was pretty [b]C[/b]ool day so far. I g[b]o[/b] and stand in the queue to get my 4 Cases of Mountain Dew and 20 Boxes of Pop Tarts to prepare me for this Weekends Ga[b]m[/b]ing. I felt a Bit Hungry, so I grabbed a Snickers. I o[b]p[/b]ened it, and Slobbered all over that Snicke[b]r[/b]s like a Bulldog Ch[b]e[/b]wing a Flip Flop with a Mouth Full of Mayonnaise. Now this Woman in front of me is wearing Spandex that was 5 sizes to small for her, 20 years ago, and she lifts her left leg and just lets rip. I can see the Spandex talking to me, Begging for [b]H[/b]elp, as I slowly slobber on my Snick[b]e[/b]rs. in doi[b]n[/b]g so, I observe in super slow motion, a projectile rip from the windy crevice and it flings something right on my [b]s[/b]nickers. I just kept on Eat[b]i[/b]ng. N[b]O[/b]W, I am in hospital with Stage 5 Diabetes and a Pea[b]n[/b]ut Allergy. - and I am writing this to you Walmart. I WANT a REFUND on that Snickers Bar, Because I NEVER EVER got to Finish it and you shouldn't let those type of people shop in the normal people section! [spoiler] Cant wait for the typical (I ONLY REPLY TO THE TOPIC TITLE) Comments [/spoiler] [spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to #Offtopic, a more appropriate forum for this offtopic discussion. Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler][/quote] Comprehension
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Excellent!!
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This is true art and a shit post worth of the annals of the trolled. #destiny is less without you son...
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1 Replycompehenson
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From Hot Pocket to off topic.. have an upvote!
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You need to visit the sub form Offtopic.
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HA! Perfect for OffTopic.
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Damn got b8ed
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I say we let this one stay.
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Edited by Sanctified N7: 12/6/2018 4:32:21 PMSo edgy. Roar. You edgy Edge Lord.
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1 ReplyEdited by Talia Sendua: 12/6/2018 3:12:34 PMCophendo? Or what did you marked in fat letters? 😂
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This is dumb.
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1 Replyyou would love offtopic dude
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Comprehension guys
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Welcome to Walmart
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1 ReplyCopehio?
