If you find yourself in a sticky situation where you have to make a deal with a troll, here are some good tips to remember.
1. Keep constant eye contact
If you happen to break eye contact while trying to make a deal, they’ll feel like you are trying to cheat them and they’ll want to kill you instead. Try not to look like your lying and just hold your composure.
2.Make them feel they have the better end of the deal.
Let’s say that a troll has blocked you access across a bridge and you need to make a deal in order to cross. Make the troll believe that their side of the deal is better. They can be easily deceived if you make a big deal about how unfair you think it is. They usually take the bait.
3. Try not to bump into the troll again
Take note of the area you met the troll in and just try to avoid them. If you can tell the troll isn’t permanently in that spot, be on the lookout in the area and ask around. Always try to avoid what can easily be available.
If you follow these tips you’ll be pretty squared away with most of your deals. Not all trolls are the same. Some tactics might not work, but just keep your head high and you’ll be sure to outsmart them.
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Just let some goats loose on them.
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1 ReplyWhat about goblins? Those little shits run around attacking ladies.
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2 RepliesEdited by Dizasterpiece: 11/6/2018 8:33:57 AMYou gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get inside...
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21 RepliesEdited by CoolHandLuke04: 11/6/2018 12:57:14 AMYou keep talking to them, as they aren’t very bright, and give the wizard in your party who knows Shatter or Stone Shape time to break the stones that are blocking the sun’s liberating rays!
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1 ReplyBest way is to avoid the Troll bridges. No Troll tax, no fuss.
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I don't negotiate with terrorists and trolls.
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You gotta pay the troll toll.
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You gotta pay the troll toll
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Goats
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Trolls are just bigger goblins.
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19 RepliesPee on them to assert dominance.
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How to deal with Trolls? Distract them with Trollops.
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Or solve the riddle and they will let you pass.
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4 RepliesOr you can sit and wait for the sun to rise and turn them to stone
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2 RepliesCame here expecting internet trolls, Left pleased nonetheless.
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You can redesign your logo.
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4 RepliesBut what if said person is the troll?
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