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8/29/2018 11:35:44 PM
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If Offtopic was a concentration camp, what would your role be?
The boy who tells the camp commandant who asked who stole the chicken that the dead guy on the ground stole it who just got shot by the commandant.
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Oh wait I'm too old to be a boy. The instable camp commandant who snipes the teenager that failed at cleaning the bathtub from his mansion's balcony.
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No seriously I'd be a guard who has sex with some hot female inmate who gets extra food for it. Then I get caught and hanged.
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I'd be the guy who makes a garrote from barbed wire, silently kills a dozen guards, and leads a mass escape. And also rigs a timing device to rupture the Zyklon tanks and blow up the crematoria, turning this hellhole against the monsters who lorded over it. Ah, who am I fooling? I dig ditches for a few hours, then my hands start bleeding and I become a blubbering, half-catatonic mess. A guard puts me out of my misery with a bullet to the head.
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1 ReplyThese got dark real quick.
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But for real, blond haired, blue eyes. I'm just going to head not that way.
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An Orange 🍊 [spoiler]hehehe[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesyou find women hot that are skin and bones? i like my women like my steak thick and juicy.
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The Indian Muslim kid that got killed in the first week
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I'd be the guy concentrating on making puns.
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Oh boy..:this is gonna be a shitty post... Anyhoo, I think I would be one of the prisoners named bubba.
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The guy who has to put empty cans of soda in trash bags and my hands get sorta sticky. In other words they put me in Hell.
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I be that one guy all the guards like and all the inmates liek [spoiler]Actually i'll just be that one guy who everybody wonders why is he here with the inmates hes on our side and he didnt betray us why iS HE HERE[/spoiler]
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The kid who gets liberated only to die within the week because I ate too much of the chocolate the ally soldiers gave us.
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i would be a cooking boi
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I’d be a wizard
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I'd be the guy that tries to fight the guards with a shovel and escape. I succeed at first but die later on after I get shot down running through the woods
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Edited by ZoniCat: 8/30/2018 11:42:05 PM[quote]The state in which the concentration camp was built. [/quote] ^Wyoming
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I'd be the guy who'd eat all the other inmates
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2 RepliesThat one kid who tries to help the other kid find his dad, but ends up in the gas chamber
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The fence
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A pile of ash.
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I'd the one of the corpses.
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I’d probably be the kid trying to find a way out
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Chef Baguettes for everyone 🥖🥖🥖
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one of the dead guys
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Id be your mother and I'd be very disappointed in you and your father and I are getting a divorce because of you.
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I'd be the guy up on a balcony sniping any jews sitting on their ass, with a hot babe in the bed behind me
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Edited by Catty_Wampus22: 8/30/2018 6:51:39 AMUnderground resistance. Or I'd be like Hogan in Hogan's Heroes. Or maybe the guy in the corner saying "Seeeeeeee?? I told you the two party system was a scam!!!"
