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Once you read what it is you are about to read, there is no going back. You will carry this information with you till the day that you die. Proceed with caution.
[spoiler]Crota is the Destiny equivalent to Johnny Test.
Omnigul is Sissy Blakely.
Ir Anûk and Ir Halak are Susan and Mary.
Alak-Hul is Dukey and Verok is Sissy's dog Missy.
Gil is the Warpriest.
Toland is Bling Bling Boy.
Oryx is both the Mother and Father.[/spoiler]
May not the shallowest pit in hell show mercy upon me for the Evil I have released upon this mortal coil.
Edit: Additional Sins
[spoiler]Mengoor and Cra’adug are the two FBI agents, Mr Black and Mr White.
Golgoroth is the General.
Sylok the Defiled is Bumper Randalls.
Ir Yût is Janet Nelson Jr.
Nokris is Tim Burnout and Mr Mittens is Xol.
Alzok Däl, Gornuk Däl, and Zyrok Däl are all the Extreme Teens Team.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesRasputin is Dexter and we're all DeeDee
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1 ReplyEdited by TJ_Dot: 8/29/2018 5:56:55 AM
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3 RepliesWTF is "Johnny Test?"
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1 ReplyMy god...
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It all makes sense now!
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1 ReplyDafuq does any of that mean?
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4 RepliesThere is no pit in hell deep enough to swallow you, I despise you with every fiber of my being
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i’m going to suck your eyes out by putting hungry lampreys on your face while you sleep.
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2 RepliesI want to have sex with the Stranger from D1! ;)
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What are you babbling about?
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Dufuq i got too old soooo fast
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While you were all watching CN, I was too busy watching loony toons, GI-Joe, and that original spider-man cartoon. #classics
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5 RepliesFirstly... just no. No no no. Don’t. [spoiler]secondly to anyone who doesn’t understand of hasn’t watched Cartoon Network in the past ten years. OP just compared a load of ascendant hive to characters to a show called Johnny test.[/spoiler]
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I'm glad I never saw this from the sound of it lol Cartoon networks golden age was teen titans, justice league, xiolin showdown, samurai Jack, c:knd, Billy and Mandy, ed ed n eddy, courage the cowardly dog and the often forgotten code lyoko.
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1 ReplyPlease help this is so funny but I can so see the relations
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3 RepliesEdited by SpicyCurryO_O: 8/28/2018 2:34:18 PMThis is stupid. And inaccurate. Man I wish I could down vote this post in to a oblivion. I used to watch Johnny Test, you can’t compare those characters to -blam!-ing Religious, Demonic, torturous, zombie like creatures that the HIVE are.
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1 ReplyWHY DID YOU DO THAT
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1 ReplyNo idea what this means.
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Why? Why would you do this? (´;ω;`)
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6 RepliesWtf are you on about?
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5 RepliesAmericans are weird!
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7 RepliesI don’t know what the -blam!- any of this means.
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Impossible! Impossible! But could it.... no no no that’s impossible! Impossible!
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😂 thank you for making my day a little better.