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Edited by CrankyGolem068:
8/25/2018 11:52:08 PM
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Your day off.
What does your guardian do when they aren't saving the world?[spoiler]My titan knits turtle necks and collects Pokémon trading cards.[/spoiler] Edit: if it has anything to do with porn get out of here.
Edit2: I'm actually surprised at how many creative responses I'm getting good going guys/girls.
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1 ReplyEdited by Philimanjaro105: 8/25/2018 5:49:00 PMMore like WHO does my guardian do on his day off! Am I right?! Heyooooo! High five! [spoiler]...nobody...[/spoiler] [spoiler]But seriously. All three characters are massive porn hounds.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Alföðr: 8/28/2018 4:07:38 PMWarlock: -Playing Gwent, Poker, etc with Shaxx, Cayde, and Saladin. Even though my Guardian is a Warlock, he'll cheat just as much as Cayde will. -Usually heads out to bars in the City with his Fireteam, causing varying degrees of havoc and slight amounts of property damage. -Spends alot of time looking at his Capreolinax Horns in the Mirror. -Arm wrestling with Shaxx. -Trying to calm down Shaxx after he lost in the arm wrestling match.
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Edited by Sh4dEeKaT: 8/28/2018 2:49:41 PMThis Titan happens to find himself the nicest grassy Noel with in the galatic region kick back and enjoy the passing clouds while reflecting back on Cayde one liners from a a recent ramen bar trip. Laughter is key keeps the sanity in an insane unstable environment full of chaos and uncertainty.
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My Titan stand in front of a mirror trying on exotic gauntlets and hitting a punching bag so he's never rusty.
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10 RepliesSnuggling Ana Bray
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1 ReplyI live in UK and forsaken will be unlock at 6pm also I on holiday 20th September for 2 week it’s not worth day off
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I like to think my Hunter sits in a room and repeatedly throws knives at a wall till she gets tired.
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Warlock: - Gets woken up by Hunter friend calling first thing in the morning, usually because said Hunter has slain some big boss and wants to let Warlock know - Sighs because sleeping was actually quite nice and she doesn't care about a big slain boss - Pets Ghost and heads to a high spot in the Tower to take in the scenery before heading out - Avoids planet from which the Hunter called - Usually heads to Nessus or any other Vex-populated area - Brings out a sniper and sits almost motionless for the next 23 hours studying Vex behaviour atop a high place, given she is not distracted by the Hunter finding her - Steals a couple Vex limbs and heads back to the Tower Hunter - Almost wakes up everyone near the hangar when she undocks her ship to leave at an ungodly hour - Heads to the EDZ to do Public Events - Usually has time to sip tea with Devrim - After the first PE clear, she calls the Warlock and lets her know she has just slain a big boss. Warlock does not care. - Finds an abandoned Pike, wonders (and, unfortunately, experiments with) just how high she can lunge off a ledge with it - Stalks a few groups of Eliksni because she finds them interesting - Dies because Pike experiments/trying to get a feel of a Captain's fur ruff - Heads to Mars to see how many Thrall she can end up getting to chase her. Dies a couple times. - Sits in Rasputin's Mindlab for a couple hours, drawing and/or writing using her Ghost's light. Ghost is intimidated by Rasputin's unnerving 'stare'. - Doesn't sleep after her day off and goes right back out of the Mindlab to find Cabal to kill. Titan: - Finds the most abandoned, quietest place there is on Io, screams all her frustrations out, then goes to punch some Hydras. Then maybe eat a sandwich.
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The average day for my warlock >get up crazy early, not sure why >go to orbit, spends 15 minutes deciding where to go >head to mars, because why not >watches people try to do ep, noticed most get stuck at the second boss. >Digs through frozen garbage to find some useful >Fails, usually. >goes back to orbit >heads to Nessus, finds a good spot, and just watches the leviathan consume the planet while sniping unfortunate enemies passing by. >goes back to the tower for a bit, garbage in hand, and tries to make something he can weaponize > works on this old, pre-golden age computer he found next to him after being brought back. He thinks he could find a clue to who he was on it, >hasn’t found much, but knows he used to collect cursed Images and play a game or two >replaying portal 2, as he never got to finish it before he died and figured he might as well start over since he has no idea what’s going on after being thrown into the story halfway through >also downloads a lot of pre-golden age music, trying to make a good combat playlist >briefly contemplates how strange his life is now compared to what he thinks it was like before the collapse >goes to earth for a bit, messes with the cabal with space magic >Goes back to his ship, picks up something he’s been working on >It’s a sniper rifle that also works as a telescope. He’s trying to modify it so that any constellation he finds with it stays visible on his helmet’s visor >stargazes for a bit >goes back to the city, looks for anyone selling something he thinks he can use >returns home, falls asleep, or whatever it is exos do. He isn’t quite sure, al he knows it that he’ll close his eyes at some point and it’s morning when he opens them.
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1 ReplyWarlock: -sifts through the black-market for vex and hive paraphernalia and salvaged gear. Sells whatever she found in the field during missions and doesn’t wish to keep. -Gradually repairs old gear lost in the attack on the tower. -Sight-sees and explores, sometimes with my hunter. Often in very illegal places. Interdictions don’t mean much when you’re one of the best guardians the Vanguard has on hand and they know it. Being stealthy also helps. -Reads. -“Experiments” on (Read: toys with and terrorizes) Hive and Fallen. -Searches for intact copies of old armor sets and weapons outright destroyed beyond any hope of salvage or repair during the Red War. -Openly terrorizes and marauds passive remnants of the Red Legion at various locations. She really holds a grudge. Doesn’t matter if Ghaul, Ca’our, and the majority of the Legion’s command-system are dead to her. They still have to pay. -Plays practical jokes on my Titan. -Tries to avoid being busted for all the unauthorized, heinous shit she does.... by my Titan and subsequently the Vanguard. -Fools around with that cute, bubbly Hunter always tagging along with her. Hunter: -Goes out for food at various earth-joints, since she’s Awoken, and initially returned to the Reef following her resurrection, only actually stepping in and acting as a “guardian” as was her calling when the city fell. -Hangs out with my warlock and sight-sees together with her, putting her knowledge of the outer system together with the older Exo’s relative immunity to consequences in order to get.... Pretty much anywhere. -Pesters awoken civil servants. -Tours bazars at allied Fallen camps in the outer system, buying Eliksni goods and art. -Intercepts signal-traffic in the reef, just to listen in on conversations. -Runs from my Titan along with my Warlock whenever she’s inevitably dragged into the latter’s morally grey bullshit. -Takes pictures and videos of beautiful places; writes poetry. -Searches for rare candies and sweets she’s been told about. -Buys cute clothes at various markets. -Fools around with my Warlock. I didn’t wink. That’s a malfunction. Titan: -What is a day off? -Feels guilty for having days off. -Gets much needed rest. -Volunteers for civil service in the City; educates civilians, children, and business-owners on safe evacuation and siege-survival strats in case another attack like the Red War happens. -Reads about the history of the Vanguard, the City, and various prominent Guardians. -Patrols the wall. Not officially or for any pay. Just so she can feel less nervous about bogies slipping in. -Gets therapy; tries to learn relaxation techniques. -Chases after this one.... Very.... Improper.... Warlock who’s always ringleading blackmarket deals and introducing Hive and Vex materials to a city that really, really doesn’t need that kind of mess. -Sings in a city Choir. -Helps new Guardians with combat drills. -Wonders why some -blam!-ing guardians can’t just be normal, upstanding citizens.
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Titan's a weapons tester for the various foundries. They let him keep some of the newer stuff, that's how he got Coldheart
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1 ReplyGetting drunk and going on rooftops and yelling “I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!!!”
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Dancing
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My titan is chilling at a tropical island heabutting coconuts, my warlock is sleeping in the himalayas monastery, and my Hunter spends his off days tracking a giant unidentified creature across the oceans of Earth
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1 ReplyThis is a great post. My awoken hunter peruses the outskirts of all the hospitable areas searching for rare and fine ingredients to use at his restaurant. [spoiler]Im a chef in Tampa Florida[/spoiler] He has accrued quite the veritable influx of every day customers from the ether starved dregs to even shax himself. Master rahool even makes it in every now and again only to be disappointed in finding we rarely serve what he’s looking for. I’m currently working on opening my third restaurant in the reef, the prison of SMELLders. Everyone is welcome to stop by. Please feel free to let me know what some of your favorite dishes are and we’ll see what we can do.
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My gaurdian runs around the tower throwing tomatoes at gaurdians that look at him funny.
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playing cards with Cayde and Amanda in our favorite place in the tower, eating ramen, telling stories, without a care in the world. :')
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1 ReplyMy hunter tries climbing up the old tower to get all his good loot back!
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15 RepliesDAY 3 - Long Weekend - THE LAST DAY My Hunter - Exo, 3 Day Scruff going on. - Wakes up at 05:30 AM, automated alarm clock. - looks to the left, finds Nothing, touches hunter junk. its all there. touches the whole bed in paranoia. (Nothing) - thank you SpaceJebus. - Gets out of Bed, Funny noise... Lingering Behind him. - runs to the Mirror. - Expression "What in the Flying Fenchurch is THAT!" - Observes a Robotic Arm, Stuck inside of a VuvuZela, Planted inside his USB-3000 Port. - Not a Single Sound is Made. - Shock Fills the Room. (Silent Fart) - Annoying Voice Fills the Room Shortly after - "assistant! there you are! My Arm! you Found it!" - again... Flying Fenchurch moment overwhelms him.(Why? you? what? WHAT?) - Observes the love child of Roxette and Andy Warhol strutting around naked, wearing nothing but a Smile and a upper lip full of Brightdust. - touches his own lip, nose ports, numb... with bright dust. - tunnel vision moment overwhelms him, as he has no re collection of this. - its 05:47, the removal of the VuvuZela commences as reality kicks in. - Sits in shower all day long, Crying, as he listens to Dark German Techno, overpowered by Screaming and VuvuZela Noises. - Listens to the Gensym Scribe sing Thunderstruck over German Techno whilst attempting to Play a VuvuZela. - Drops Golden Gun Super. - Shoots Himself. - Gets Revived. - Forgot to Shoot Ghost. - have to wait for the Gensym Scribe to Generate More Orbs. - Cries himself to sleep. - why did you try and do the Whisper of the Worm alone. My Titan - Human - Wakes up at 02H45 AM, sweating, stomach rumbling. - tries to get out of bed slowly, so that he doesn't wake up the 7 Kids, he found on the traveler. and his wife. - Makes his way to the bathroom in silence, not switching on a single light, once again, to avoid the 7 Kids he found on the traveler. - He feels it coming, as he plants himself down to take a poop his Phone Rings Loudly. - "Guardia..." - he Violently, shits as he gets a fright, it burns. so bad. - remembers... the Coupon expired. why would they still give you noodles? F*CK - 7 Kids, no... 8 Kids run into the Bathroom - "Daddy daddy daddy - lets play beat the ghost please?" - Wonders where the F*ck the 8th Kid Came from? - tries to grab his Tractor Cannon, from the kids without getting off the toilet. - too late, gets Tractor cannoned, off the toilet. - in a silhouette of his own Shit. against the wall. - falls face down, in pain... Switches on the Light. - Realized this is the closet, not the toilet, and you just had a titanic shit in your Armamentorium. - 07H48 - leaves the house before the Dragon... i mean wife wakes up. - Drinks a whole bottle of Whisky to tolerate the Shit Smell from his armor. - Cant See, because eyes are burning so bad from this smell. - drives into a Servitor. - Grabs two grenades and throws it at servitor. - Servitor is disgusted as you just threw shit at him. - shit. - Guardian Down. - Waits 5 Hours for Smell to go away so that his Ghost can Revive him. My Warlock - Awoken - introduces Himself as Steve to the Group. and he is here for help. - Everyone Welcomes him. - Tells his life story, about how he struggled with his past, as the member no one talked about, in Thirty Seconds to Mars. - Bores People about his story on how he wanted to start a Branch off Band, 29 Seconds to Venus. - Tells everyone it didn't work because Venus rhymes with Pe.... - Gets interrupted by a rude, yet firmly assertive gentlemen. - Reflects on his past, and his decisions, and how he is going to change his life. - he is Content. - a crash through the wall appears. - AS A GIANT F*CKING SPACEDRAGON WITH LAZERCANNON EYE BALLS Burst through the Door. - HOLY SPACEJEBUS! - he EATS HIS OWN GRENADE YEAH B*TCH SCIENCE MAGIC WHOO - THROWS A NOVA BOMB WHOOOOO YEAH B*TCH. - DRAGON DIES - YEA..... - Wakes Up... looking at a hole in the roof... - Looks left? Looks Right? it was a Nightmare.... - NO IT WASNT ITS THE SIDE EFFECT OF SMOKING IO SHARDS B*TCH! - a guy with a hat and a goat tee runs through the door and steals all his glimmer! - an elderly man in a wheelchair comes into the door ringing a bell.... ding ding ding ding ding... - He Stands up! - it Explodes! - He wakes up again. - Ghost asks him "are you ok? wake up.... are you ok? your having nightmares" - signs to ghost, in Space Sign Language "i cant talk you dumbass" - proceed to fight with ghost until they both fall asleep.
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All three get together and get my “trick truck” ready for The Mint 400.
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I started a short story I never finished about my exo searching for a way to become human again. In a life filled with constant death then rebirth insanity and depression are a given, so little personal quests are how I imagine most Guardians stay sane.
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6 Replies-blam!-s big tiddy anime girls because they exist in Destiny. Don't @ me.
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15 RepliesWhat does your guardian do when not saving the world [spoiler]Variks[/spoiler]
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My titan mines for diamonds enchants armor kills withers and prepares for the deadliest boss ever the ender dragon
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5 RepliesDAY 2 - Long Weekend. My Hunter - Wakes up at 05:30 AM, automated alarm clock. - looks to the left, finds Nothing, No one... - wipes his head - "thank the traveler, last night was rough" - Cayde Ramen Coupon stuck to his cheek - gets out of bed, feels a strange pulling feeling from his Groin. - hears a scream from the left, " AAAAAAAAAHG". - realized he is plugged into a Nighstalker Exo. - apologizes, romantically.... he looks at her, she looks at him. - they are about to engage, in Consensual Exo Transmittal, when a Relic of the Golden Age Music Node pops up playing Gandam Style. - their programming is over written and they are both engaged in an endless loop of exotic Dance Emotes. My Titan - Human - Wakes up at 11:00 AM. - Head hurts. Need Asprin. throws up in Shoulder Armor. - its not his shoulder armor , its a small German Hatchback, but he will wear it anyway. - Skips Gym and goes straight to the Pub. - Answers phone, Kids Screaming, wife Screaming. So much Screaming "Where the Fu..." - Puts Phone down. Slams head on table. - Breaks table and half the Bar. - Gets Tazed. - laughs because - Risk Runner Bitch. - Watches everyone Light up light Christmas Lights. - Ghost Says - "WOW - i am Shocked at your Behavior" - Grabs Ghost , takes off Boots, put Ghost in Sock and Beats sock against the wall Repeatedly. - This was a Good Day. - Phone Rings - its Zavala - "Guardian.... Operation Pic..." puts phone down, - goes to the traveler. - Takes out Phone emote - shows phone to Zavala, who responds "Guardian, the City Needs you" - Pushes Zavala off the Edge. - takes Sock Ghost, and walks. - listens to tess Moan about Fenchurch. - turns around, " No.. Noo...ple.." - Beats Tess with Sock Ghost within an inch of her life. - walks away. smiling. My Warlock - Awoken - Wakes up on a stage... - Back Hurts. - Looks up and see a bunch of Hunters in Spandex Swordfighting with no Heavy Ammo. - Ghost floats Over - "are you ok guardian? you fell really really hard". - Wonders why the flying FK is my Ghost wearing a clown nose?. - Ghost laughs. - Punches ghost. Ghost Punches back. - engaged in a 2 Hour and 32 minute Fight with own ghost. - Crowd Throws Glimmer on the Stage. - its a Draw between Ghost and Guardian - for Now.... "fkr" - wakes up. - as a hunter, looking down on you as a WARLOCK. - figures out he is still hallucinating. - got to wake up. need to wake up. - wakes up with a Vex device stuck into his arm. - its out of Bot Milk. - NEED MORE BOT MILK! - rolls around in what appears to be an attempt at a guardian poop. - opens every drawer, not a single spec of glimmer in sight. - Dismantles everything in his vault, - goes to the EDZ wearing something Sexy. - takes a shower afterwards, and cries. - Gets more Bot Milk. - Puts bot milk in Vex Machine. - Floats into a Dreamlike State. - wakes up on stage. - NO NOT THIS ONE AGAIN
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3 RepliesMine eats Cheetos, watches porn and plays fortnite
