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Edited by ECCHO SIERRA: 1/29/2018 12:56:38 PM
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Trump gives Jay Z massive L, with a big side of oof

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-wants-jay-z-know-black-jobless-rate-143601842--politics.html Snowflake dislike brigade is here!
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  • The new annihilation movie looks pretty good

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  • Does anyone want to tell Echo that nobody likes his posts?

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    • Don't upset Jay Z, he'll have to wipe his tears away with a roll of 50's. I'm sure the unemployed are pleased a multi millionaire is looking out for their best interests.

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    • Jay Z The Blue Print was his peak

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    • -blam!-ing Yahoo [spoiler]Who the -blam!- still uses Yahoo[/spoiler]

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    • But.....African American employment has been rising for years. Along with employment in general. Lmao.

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    • As a Candidate: jobs reports are fake news! As President: look at this big beautiful jobs report! Seems legit

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      • Trump is garbage.

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        • Specifically, what policies of Trump’s was it that lowered unemployment for Black Americans?

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          • always knew she was a -blam!-. She looked as if she winked at me, but I played it off as if my eyes were playing tricks on me. She sloppily finished off the bowl and hopped up on counter. She put the bowl in the sink and placed her hands next to her. "I always knew you were a Cheerio -blam!-," This time she definitely winked at me. Life had been good since Lynn called me out about my new addiction. The truth was she loved the subtle semen taste mixed with milk as her ex used to -blam!- in her soy milk when he was mad at her. She caught him doing it but had already developed a taste for it. So our relationship started. I would sneak out of my room late at night and plunge my rod deep into a bowl. The thought of her devouring it the next day made harder than I thought possible and when I came it was, well, amazing. My life had taken a turn for the best and I was loving every minute of it. About two weeks into our relationship Lynn informed all of us roommates that her Sister and her daughter would be staying with us for a couple of days because of a fire at their house. I guess money was tight and they couldn't really afford a hotel. Nobody really objected, but inside I was in turmoil. Could I really get away from my dark cereal obsession for a couple of days? I would have to try - I couldn't risk them finding out. They showed up a that night and I could barely hold back the urge to plunge my -blam!- into a bowl of oatmeal Lynn's sister made for her daughter. It was an idea I hadn't considered, but noted I must try. We spent the rest of the night watching boring sitcoms on TV until everyone decided to get to sleep. I laid on my bed for what seemed like hours. I couldn't hold back anymore. My erection had formed a circus tent on my bed and I knew what I had to do. I snuck out of my room as I had so many times in the last few months and down the stairs. Lynn's niece was sleeping in her room, but Lynn's sister was asleep on the couch in that was less than 10 feet from the kitchen. If I was to do this I'd have to be stealthy, but the noises I made while -blam!- cheerios were ungodly. So I had another plan. I'd -blam!- them in the bathroom. I poured myself a bowl and snuck quietly into the bathroom near the stairs. I gave myself a few quick strokes to get me hard then I plunged right in. The cool milk creeped up my urethra and gave me a sort of numb sensation. I almost came right then, but I held back. My erect -blam!- hit the bottom of the bowl like a sledge hammer of meat. I groaned as the soft but gritty texture of the cheerios rubbed against my sensitive -blam!-. Pressure began building in my balls as the slapped against the outside of the bowl. I stopped and smiled for a second before resuming my unholy act. And then it happened. I came but the sensation of -blam!- the cheerios so close to someone else took over and I came again - both ejaculations twice my normal size. I groaned loudly, but quickly caught myself. I grinned to myself as I played the scene of Lynn eating these tomorrow in front of her sister and niece. She would barely be able to contain herself. I walked to the door and went to open it, but as I approached I noticed I was hard again. A warm feeling washed over me. One more load wouldn't hurt, right? Yet I didn't sleep for long. I woke up early and went downstairs. I didn't watch to chance missing the show. I wanted to see Lynn get as worked up as she normally did when she swallowed her first bite of my -blam!- and cheerios concoction. She had gotten so worked up about a month ago that she had started fingering herself as she ate. I'm sure most guys would have gone crazy to the sight, but I was fixated on the soggy lumps of over-worked cheerios. As I walked downstairs I heard the voices of Lynn and her sister. I hadn't really caught their names since I had been preoccupied with my secret so I figured now was a good time. "Good morning guys!" I smiled at both of them as they sat on the couch and watched morning cartoons. "Good morning," they both didn't look up. "My names Jack. I don't think I got your names though," I put on a fake smile. "Well my names Karen and this little terror is Stephanie," She smile back at me as she pointed to her daughter, Lynn's niece. "Well it's a pleasure to meet you guys. Mind if I join you for some TV? I love this show." I wedged in the seat next to Karen and zoned out waiting for Lynn to come downstairs. About 20 minutes later she did. She was dressed in a tiny mini skirt and a sports bra. She looked fantastic. It was the first time since cheerios I had actually been turned on my a woman. She mumbled a greeting and walked to the refrigerator. I became hard with anticipation and did my best to shift my position as to not alert Karen or Stephanie. Lynn's eyes widened as she looked into the fridge. I could see her knees weaken a bit and she let out a little bit of a groan. "Are you okay?" Karen asked her. "Uh, um, yeah. I'm just feeling a little sick." Lynn lied. "Oh, well if you need anything let me know. I can't thank you enough for letting us stay her. You too Jack." Just then something terrible happened. Stephanie, who couldn't have been more than 5 years old piped up. "Mommy I'm hungry!" She said. Lynn's facial expression became devious. Mine became horrified. We both knew what was about to happen. Lynn spoke before I could. "Well we're out of breakfast foods really. But there is a bowl of cheerios in the fridge if you're hungry Stephanie." "I love cheerios," Stephanie sat right up and headed to the breakfast table. "They're a little soggy. Is that okay?" Lynn was clearly getting off on the idea. I hate to admit it, but I was too. Precum was oozing off my -blam!- like the first time Lynn ate my cheerios. Lynn handed her the bowl and a spoon and sat down next to here with a glass of OJ. Karen asked us if we could watch her while she took a shower and Lynn agreed. "Why don't you join us Jack," Lynn smiled at me and I eagerly got up and headed for the table. I sat down next to Lynn and noticed that she had already started playing with herself under the table. I smiled at her and she winked at me. She took a sip of her orange juice and gently moved her hand out of her crotch and into my lap. She undid the button and tugged on my erect -blam!- and gently started stroking it. Meanwhile Stephanie was about to eat the cheerios. She was about to take her first bite when my conscience kicked in.

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            • Edited by Number1 Casual: 1/30/2018 1:41:25 PM
              You realize that African American unemployment was 0% prior to the abolition of slavery. Hmmmm.

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              • Hello have you seen Dave? I cannot seem to find him.

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                • The unemployment rate has been going down for years. Trump has had an effect on that but the trend wasn’t started by h, all he’s done is continue it

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                  • A loof?

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                  • Trump got 99 Problems but Jay-Z is not one. HIT ME!

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                  • "hurr durr words mean more than actually helping people" LMAO you could say Hitler did nothing wrong and save 1 million Jews from Syria and you'd still get called a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] XD.

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                  • The title of this post made me laugh out loud in a crowded elevator

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                  • She was really like her breakfast and she’s got to go get back to the bed she said she’ll get back home from work tomorrow morning and I can get you to come out to her house if she can come over and take a little while to come over here to the kids tomorrow and then I’ll bring them over to you and I’ll get you some toast for snack or something to do with your money I can probably just go grab a coffee or maybe just go get home I can probably just grab lunch or maybe just take it down around the corner to pick it up tomorrow morning and then go grab some stuff and get diapers and wipes and stuff to go grab something else I’ll bring you home and then I will just grab you a little cheese pie for dinner and I can get it to her lunch and then go grab some stuff for dinner and I will have a coffee

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                  • Lol

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                  • I can't believe the most powerful man in the world wastes his time tweeting to Jay-Z. -- eyes rolling

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                    • Number has been going down since 2010. Trump has done nothing to change that just sit there.

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                    • I don’t quite get why Mr Dorito thought that a comment about his reaction to other countries has anything to do with the black job rate?????

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                      • Edited by Tobito_TheGod: 1/29/2018 5:15:31 PM
                        1. When did trump hire all these black unemployed people 2. Unemployment is carried over presidency to presidency. The likelihood of Trump being the reason is very likely not true.

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