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Edited by BL4DE RUNNER UK:
12/8/2017 1:04:36 PM
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'Twas just after Osiris . . . . . .
'Twas just after Osiris, and what have we learnt?,
How many players, have Bungie now burnt?
With high expectations, for their new DLC,
Now the dust's settled, lets all go and see.
We're all ready to start, our brand new adventure,
If there's no depth, our displeasure we'll censure
So it's straight off to mercury, for Osiris we'll meet,
He'll tell us all tales, of the Vex that he beat.
We look around mercury, and flip every stone,
But it seems, least for now, that we're all alone.
I'm sure that he's coming, with stories of war,
Osiris where are you? You're the main draw.
Let's explore our new space, whilst we wait for the fool,
Open world mercury, is sure to be cool,
Form North to the East, and South to the West,
It's takes four minutes to cross, if you stop for a rest.
Let forget about him, I'm sure he'll get here,
For now, lets examine, all our new gear.
A tiny red death, now we all know the score,
It's all of the gear, that we've paid for before.
But wait what is this, The Prometheus lens?
Have they now heard us, and want to be friends?
No, it's just broken, it's power unmatched,
Enjoy it, 'cause Tuesday, it's going to be patched.
The shiny new stuff, of course we can get,
If we grind boring content, and put on our bet.
The Eververse gamble, is surely the best,
Praised RNG, and Luke Smith be blessed.
Bungie, Oh Bungie, Just what have you done?
You gave us new content, and nerfed all the fun,
We just want new stuff, we're so easy to please,
But you lock out content, to put on the squeeze.
Osiris steps forward, amid all these woes,
A true warlock legend, who bested all foes.
Osiris says little, The screen fades to black,
Osiris, don't go, we love you, come back.
You fooled us, You fooled us, of this there's no doubt.
So we're back to the forums, to scream and to shout,
Hoping that some day, you might make it great,
Fixing and patching, to silence the hate.
And that is the curse, of this new new DLC,
Reskins, repurposed, and should have been free.
You won't fool us again, there is no disputin'
At least 'till the hype train, for Warmind Rasputin.
English
#destiny2
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Wow, nice job!
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1 Reply[quote]With high expectations, for their new DLC,[/quote] What? I [i]like[/i] Bungie [i]and[/i] Destiny and even I gotta ask, who had high expectations for this DLC?
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I love how they tried to sell us on the fact that ornaments were going to change the look of our gear when most of them are no more than glorified shaders. Along with the fact that there is only ONE new set of armor. Everything good is locked behind yet another pay wall. This is the worst DLC yet. I mean whoever is making these decisions at Bungie is so far out of touch with what the fans want it's laughable. It's almost like they are torpedoing their game on purpose. Maybe they are sick of making it or maybe they've just run out of talent. I know one thing for sure I'll never preorder Bungie content ever again. I've seen bigger/better content updates/patches in free to play games.
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all true
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Well Played Sir.....
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Superb poem, though if anyone here had high expectations for "Curse", they sure weren't saying much. All I saw was endless variations on the "this DLC's going to be awful" theme.
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Very well done.
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love it :D
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[quote]'Twas just after Osiris, and what have we learnt?, How many players, have Bungie now burnt? With high expectations, for their new DLC, Now the dust's settled, lets all go and see. We're all ready to start, our brand new adventure, If there's no depth, our displeasure we'll censure So it's straight off to mercury, for Osiris we'll meet, He'll tell us all tales, of the Vex that he beat. We look around mercury, and flip every stone, But it seems, least for now, that we're all alone. I'm sure that he's coming, with stories of war, Osiris where are you? You're the main draw. Let's explore our new space, whilst we wait for the fool, Open world mercury, is sure to be cool, Form North to the East, and South to the West, It's takes four minutes to cross, if you stop for a rest. Let forget about him, I'm sure he'll get here, For now, lets examine, all our new gear. A tiny red death, now we all know the score, It's all of the gear, that we've paid for before. But wait what is this, The Prometheus lens? Have they now heard us, and want to be friends? No, it's just broken, it's power unmatched, Enjoy it, 'cause Tuesday, it's going to be patched. The shiny new stuff, of course we can get, If we grind boring content, and put on our bet. The Eververse gamble, is surely the best, Praised RNG, and Luke Smith be blessed. Bungie, Oh Bungie, Just what have you done? You gave us new content, and nerfed all the fun, We just want new stuff, we're so easy to please, But you lock out content, to put on the squeeze. Osiris steps forward, amid all these woes, A true warlock legend, who bested all foes. Osiris says little, The screen fades to black, Osiris, don't go, we love you, come back. You fooled us, You fooled us, of this there's no doubt. So we're back to the forums, to scream and to shout, Hoping that some day, you might make it great, Fixing and patching, to silence the hate. And that is the curse, of this new new DLC, Reskins, repurposed, and should have been free. You won't fool us again, there is no disputin' At least 'till the hype train, for Warmind Rasputin.[/quote] Fantastic, loved it!
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So well written and so devastatingly true 😭😭
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1 ReplyEdited by fuhd: 12/8/2017 1:05:05 PMSimply awesome matey! I throughly enjoyed the 1st poem and this one didn't disappoint. Ignore the idiots saying "stop", they are obviously to dumb to realise they aren't contractually bound to read your material. Thank you
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lmao this is am amazing *bump*
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Very well done Guardian!
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Amazing.
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Great again blade runner.
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wardcliff coil glitch doest work anymore
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Nice, thanks for this!
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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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Lmao spot on
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Treasures like this are the reason these forums are more popular than Destiny 2. Bungie should just start selling ad space on this site and stop trying rob its player base.
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Amazing lmao
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1 Replydat was fire my dude nice job [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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Wow. merry xmas?
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You made it! GG
