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Edited by BL4DE RUNNER UK:
12/8/2017 1:04:36 PM
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'Twas just after Osiris . . . . . .
'Twas just after Osiris, and what have we learnt?,
How many players, have Bungie now burnt?
With high expectations, for their new DLC,
Now the dust's settled, lets all go and see.
We're all ready to start, our brand new adventure,
If there's no depth, our displeasure we'll censure
So it's straight off to mercury, for Osiris we'll meet,
He'll tell us all tales, of the Vex that he beat.
We look around mercury, and flip every stone,
But it seems, least for now, that we're all alone.
I'm sure that he's coming, with stories of war,
Osiris where are you? You're the main draw.
Let's explore our new space, whilst we wait for the fool,
Open world mercury, is sure to be cool,
Form North to the East, and South to the West,
It's takes four minutes to cross, if you stop for a rest.
Let forget about him, I'm sure he'll get here,
For now, lets examine, all our new gear.
A tiny red death, now we all know the score,
It's all of the gear, that we've paid for before.
But wait what is this, The Prometheus lens?
Have they now heard us, and want to be friends?
No, it's just broken, it's power unmatched,
Enjoy it, 'cause Tuesday, it's going to be patched.
The shiny new stuff, of course we can get,
If we grind boring content, and put on our bet.
The Eververse gamble, is surely the best,
Praised RNG, and Luke Smith be blessed.
Bungie, Oh Bungie, Just what have you done?
You gave us new content, and nerfed all the fun,
We just want new stuff, we're so easy to please,
But you lock out content, to put on the squeeze.
Osiris steps forward, amid all these woes,
A true warlock legend, who bested all foes.
Osiris says little, The screen fades to black,
Osiris, don't go, we love you, come back.
You fooled us, You fooled us, of this there's no doubt.
So we're back to the forums, to scream and to shout,
Hoping that some day, you might make it great,
Fixing and patching, to silence the hate.
And that is the curse, of this new new DLC,
Reskins, repurposed, and should have been free.
You won't fool us again, there is no disputin'
At least 'till the hype train, for Warmind Rasputin.
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#destiny2
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Just beautiful
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2 RepliesEdited by PeePee PooPoo: 12/8/2017 11:00:11 PMNdjdjdjdkf
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6 RepliesNow THIS is a sequel. Fixed the few rhythm problems from the original, completely new content but within the same structure, exciting and surprising new rhymes, [i]longer[/i]. The list goes on. I wonder who could learn from this...?
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Rap battle win. Again. 🤘😂🤘
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If only it weren't so true.
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Good stuff. The night before was fun too.
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Good job Bro
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I had low expectations of CoO, I was still disappointed.
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Lol.....nailed it!!
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Marvellous!
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Prometheus lens at xur!!!
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Two thumbs up!!!
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Now I'm glad i didn't play it.
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That was beautiful... 😭
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I am a staunch Bungie supporter and I absolutely love this. Well done.
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1 ReplyJust remember that CoD has 15$ DLC that gets you a gun, 4 new PvP maps and a zombies mission
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I'm thinking Bungie deserves a big ol' lump of coal in their stockings.
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Well done.
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This is the most amazing post I've read in a long time Good work
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1 ReplyA giant isopod is any of the almost 20 species of large isopods (crustaceans distantly related to shrimp and crabs, which are decapods) in the genus Bathynomus. They are abundant in cold, deep waters of the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian Oceans. Bathynomus Giganteus, the species upon which the generitype is based, is often considered the largest isopod in the world, though other comparably poorly known species of Bathynomus may reach a similar size (e.g., B. kensleyi). The giant isopods are noted for their resemblance to the much smaller common woodlouse (pill bug), to which they are related.
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That was excellent
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you deserve a bungie spotlight
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Awesome! Bump
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1 Reply🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Wow, nice job!
