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Edited by BL4DE RUNNER UK:
12/8/2017 1:04:36 PM
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'Twas just after Osiris . . . . . .
'Twas just after Osiris, and what have we learnt?,
How many players, have Bungie now burnt?
With high expectations, for their new DLC,
Now the dust's settled, lets all go and see.
We're all ready to start, our brand new adventure,
If there's no depth, our displeasure we'll censure
So it's straight off to mercury, for Osiris we'll meet,
He'll tell us all tales, of the Vex that he beat.
We look around mercury, and flip every stone,
But it seems, least for now, that we're all alone.
I'm sure that he's coming, with stories of war,
Osiris where are you? You're the main draw.
Let's explore our new space, whilst we wait for the fool,
Open world mercury, is sure to be cool,
Form North to the East, and South to the West,
It's takes four minutes to cross, if you stop for a rest.
Let forget about him, I'm sure he'll get here,
For now, lets examine, all our new gear.
A tiny red death, now we all know the score,
It's all of the gear, that we've paid for before.
But wait what is this, The Prometheus lens?
Have they now heard us, and want to be friends?
No, it's just broken, it's power unmatched,
Enjoy it, 'cause Tuesday, it's going to be patched.
The shiny new stuff, of course we can get,
If we grind boring content, and put on our bet.
The Eververse gamble, is surely the best,
Praised RNG, and Luke Smith be blessed.
Bungie, Oh Bungie, Just what have you done?
You gave us new content, and nerfed all the fun,
We just want new stuff, we're so easy to please,
But you lock out content, to put on the squeeze.
Osiris steps forward, amid all these woes,
A true warlock legend, who bested all foes.
Osiris says little, The screen fades to black,
Osiris, don't go, we love you, come back.
You fooled us, You fooled us, of this there's no doubt.
So we're back to the forums, to scream and to shout,
Hoping that some day, you might make it great,
Fixing and patching, to silence the hate.
And that is the curse, of this new new DLC,
Reskins, repurposed, and should have been free.
You won't fool us again, there is no disputin'
At least 'till the hype train, for Warmind Rasputin.
English
#destiny2
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Edited by ???: 12/11/2017 4:04:03 PMI saw great roast in the post, but unlike Bungie, I loved it the most. With hope to wait this game gets better, I only have you as my weekly newsletter, to tell me things that I don't want to buy, because in reality my wallet is shy, the raid is the butter of the whole DLC, but no bread to go with it, ya see? Bungie can show bobs and vagene, but the content they made is dirtier than clean, throttling exp for means towards a end, watching their fans beg for amends. Seeing any content would take a handful of godsends, but seeing the now, it gave me the bends. I've said before with awkward rhymes that this post was but utterly sublime, which I meant in a metaphor, that this post was something I've never seen before. So I'll end it here, with a beer in hand, wishing you luck in this cursed wonderland, which I plan to buy, not a litter-box of sand, please don't misunderstand, I'm running out things to rhyme, so please no demands, jokes on you, I could go unmanned, even though this was totally unplanned, I wanted to see your initial reaction when I told a joke, with simply attraction. Roses are red violets are blue please like this post, i luv u
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9 RepliesYour post is pure magic. You have talent, it shows. My rhyming is tragic. Deep fried potatoes.
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"Osiris says little, The screen fades to black, Osiris, don't go, we love you, come back." thiss maude me laff
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Well done.
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32 RepliesSo im trying to write this poem to a girl, can you help? 😂
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The best humor in the world is the truth.
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I have never loved a post more than i love this one. Youre my idol
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3 RepliesEdited by Enemy: 12/8/2017 4:14:06 PMEveryone thinks the skeleton is inside you when in fact you are inside the skeleton because you are the brain, not the body and the brain is in the skull
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2 RepliesTo good and finally someone who was able to without a doubt tell me what the true curse of osiris is😂
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Pretty good rhyming there. And it's all true. This is the #Truth!
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Nice one buddy! Made me smile👍
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👍👏👏👏👏
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6 RepliesFeckin magic - and every word true You’re a master, a wordsmith through and through. Destiny is dying, fading to black. Bungie has managed to stab itself in the back. Farewell Destiny, I’ll play warframe . But I’ll stay on the forums, the best part of the game.
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https://youtu.be/aEEUJ4hSwwI
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More entertaining and longer lasting than CoO <3 I wish i could get Bungie to give you my $20 instead.
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5 RepliesCan you make a game? Here is my $99.00 preorder!
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1 Reply~ slow clap ~
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That everyone said -blam!- this and left destiny
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3 RepliesYou can actually beat the lens with other guns. It's fun to challenge it and see what happens while still trying to maintain your kd. Origin Story, Uriel's Gift, Sweet Business, (Possibly Guiding Star), Coldheart, and Better Devils are some examples of weapons to use against the Lens. It is like the Year 1 Thorn, hard to beat in power, but you can counter it.
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This is really good. Congratulations
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3 RepliesIdk what you guys doing for Warmind DLC but please triple it lol I'd rather get all 40$ taken king type expansions honestly.
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You should ABSOLUTELY become a poet or a song writer. Your posts are genius
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1 Reply[quote]You won't fool us again[/quote] Isn’t that what everyone said after D2 dropped?
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[quote]'Twas just after Osiris, and what have we learnt?, How many players, have Bungie now burnt? With high expectations, for their new DLC, Now the dust's settled, lets all go and see. We're all ready to start, our brand new adventure, If there's no depth, our displeasure we'll censure So it's straight off to mercury, for Osiris we'll meet, He'll tell us all tales, of the Vex that he beat. We look around mercury, and flip every stone, But it seems, least for now, that we're all alone. I'm sure that he's coming, with stories of war, Osiris where are you? You're the main draw. Let's explore our new space, whilst we wait for the fool, Open world mercury, is sure to be cool, Form North to the East, and South to the West, It's takes four minutes to cross, if you stop for a rest. Let forget about him, I'm sure he'll get here, For now, lets examine, all our new gear. A tiny red death, now we all know the score, It's all of the gear, that we've paid for before. But wait what is this, The Prometheus lens? Have they now heard us, and want to be friends? No, it's just broken, it's power unmatched, Enjoy it, 'cause Tuesday, it's going to be patched. The shiny new stuff, of course we can get, If we grind boring content, and put on our bet. The Eververse gamble, is surely the best, Praised RNG, and Luke Smith be blessed. Bungie, Oh Bungie, Just what have you done? You gave us new content, and nerfed all the fun, We just want new stuff, we're so easy to please, But you lock out content, to put on the squeeze. Osiris steps forward, amid all these woes, A true warlock legend, who bested all foes. Osiris says little, The screen fades to black, Osiris, don't go, we love you, come back. You fooled us, You fooled us, of this there's no doubt. So we're back to the forums, to scream and to shout, Hoping that some day, you might make it great, Fixing and patching, to silence the hate. And that is the curse, of this new new DLC, Reskins, repurposed, and should have been free. You won't fool us again, there is no disputin' At least 'till the hype train, for Warmind Rasputin.[/quote] Beautifully said.
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AWWWWESOME.. ..well done..
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Better than the game
