Step 1: leave them alone
Step 2: don't ask about their personal lives
Step 3: refer to step 1[spoiler]I can confirm this works as I myself am an introvert [/spoiler]
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lol. My own mother doesn't even get that I'm introverted and is constantly trying to get me to go her family functions. She's said many times, "We need to get you out of your shell." So, I don't hold much hope of total strangers getting it.
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I actually found out im only 54% introverted. Woo Hoo!
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1 ReplyI just honestly do not give 2 flying -blam!-s about other humans until I decide they are fit to breathe. After that, then do not bother me whem I wake up, when I am in the bathroom, when I am doing anything, when I am sleeping, or when I am silent. If I am smiling & talking, that is your small window to speak to me. Also, if I am online. For some stupid ass reason, I like talking to people online, I must really be into pain......
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1 ReplyThis thread is sad
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9 RepliesIt just confounds me that an extrovert could clearly see that I’m reading, purposely alone, yet still 1) try to strike up conversation, assuming what they have to say is more interesting or important than what I’m reading. 2) go out of their way to sit at the table I’m at when there clearly are closer or other empty tables, like they’re too insecure to sit by themselves. Pathetic. Mind your own damn business! 3) blast music from their personal speaker instead of listening to it on their headphones. It’s a desperate cry for attention. 4) make a statement that’s implying that they want some form of affirmation or compliment. I’ll hardly acknowledge what they said or not react at all. Then, they’ll say “you know, you don’t really talk much.” I’d like to respond, “you know, you talk too much.” However, I work in a TYPE of Churchy environment where you have to put on the nice-facade and sugar your words and not be real with folks. I nodded and kept to my own business, which was doing my job.
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3 RepliesAdditionally, if they are reading, THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY WANT YOU TO ASK THEM RANDOM QUESTIONS OR “What book are you reading?”
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24 RepliesIntrovert is a term created by psychologists and psychiatrists to give excuse to people who can't nut up and be an adult. Justification for their desire to be shy, afraid, and communicate through memes and wallow in their self-pity. Either grow up or crawl in a grave.
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You leave food outside the door.
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Edited by FishBlues: 12/2/2017 4:57:02 PMLiterally [b]who[/b]?
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1 Reply[quote]Step 1: leave them alone Step 2: don't ask about their personal lives Step 3: refer to step 1[spoiler]I can confirm this works as I myself am an introvert [/spoiler][/quote] Step 1: agreed Step 2: not so much... As an introvert I'm willing tell you my entire life story, just don't expect me to ask about yours because I could honestly not give a shit.
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1 ReplyI have a story that is kind of relevant: Sometimes in the back of our yearbooks we have a small section where you're supposed to describe yourself by circling the words that best describe you. Then one day I heard someone say to his friends " I circled introvert because introvert means smart."
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2 RepliesIf you really want to communicate, use memes
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2 RepliesI wish my coworkers would follow these steps.
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Do you shower or bathe
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1 ReplyEdited by Penguin Emperor: 12/2/2017 3:28:47 AMI know I replied earlier but it would be really nice if people would follow these steps. At break right now with headphones in and two female coworkers feel the need to sit at my table (I'm a guy). I don't even talk to them. Just leave me alone :/
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literally who... [spoiler]no spoilers [/spoiler]
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[quote]Step 1: leave them alone Step 2: don't ask about their personal lives Step 3: refer to step 1[spoiler]I can confirm this works as I myself am an introvert [/spoiler][/quote] same [spoiler]no spoilers [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHaha, pretty accurate. Although, I love a good conversation every now and then. :-)
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Step 1: NyQuil Step 2: Sharpie a penis on forehead Step 3: Carry to car Step 4: Drive to mall Step 5: Rent a wheelchair scooter Step 6: Drive introvert into food court Step 7: Use phone to film the $$$$$
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Can confirm.
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Can confirm
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Pretty much accurate.
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never look them in the eye
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1 Replysprinkle them some salt in meme form.
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1 ReplyThis is very accurate, especially the 1st and 2nd step.