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5/2/2017 7:47:26 AM
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Variks should have a voice for GPS
just imagining him say "turn right....yeeeeesss" would be hilarious and when you have reached your destination he would say "success,guardian.....sucesssss"
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyPulls up to a crossing with a group of nursery kids crossing. Variks: Kill them dead Guaaaardian. Me:WTF Variks? Variks: They will try to kill you. Killllll them baaaack. Me:Variks they're just kids Variks: But not fooor looooooong.
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Edited by TheTommieC: 5/3/2017 10:34:09 PM[i]I'd rather have Cayde-6 giving me directions. "Turn right onto Gill street? Glen street? Ah hell, just take out that Prius. Eris doesn't have to know."[/i]
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You have done it! (Reaching destination) Turn left, yeeeeeessss. Fight! Win! (While stuck in traffic)
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1 ReplyDrunk driver...beeeeeee warrrrrrrrrry
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Wasn't there a post for this like last year? I remember something awfully similar to this....
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3 RepliesEdited by Smough: 5/6/2017 3:16:50 PM-blam!- off gary you unoriginal little shit dick [spoiler]Probably gonna get banned but it was worth[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRusty old car [spoiler][b][i][u]THE BETRAYED[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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"You came here in a reasonably priced car, where did you leave it?"
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I would purchase this from the Bungo store.
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1 ReplyWhen you arrive at McDonald's "Warbeasts of the Cabal await."
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I've been saying this since Year 1, but I want a Dinklebot GPS voice. You pull into your driveway at 1AM after a night of bar hopping at your college buddy's bachelor shindig, and then... "WE'VE WOKEN THE WIFE!!!!!!"
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5 RepliesI remember this post being a thing back when the April Update dropped. I said it then, and I'll say it again; There should also be a horn extension that blares "SYLOK THE DEFILED" when ever you press it.
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Traffic jam.... FIGHT, WIN, SURVIVE
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1 ReplyWhen you run someone over... They are dead, you are not. Etc.
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2 RepliesDismantle car, yeeesss?
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The other lane will try to kill you... Kill them back
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When you go over to a party, but you only know one person there. [b]FIGHT. WIN. SURVIVE...[/b] When you go to a green light, but it switches to red at the last second. [b]JUNCTION! THE BETRAYED![/b] When you speed. [b]You face... the Wretched Cop...[/b]
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4 RepliesWhenever you arrive at a nursing home: [b][i][u]WELCOME TO PRISON OF ELDERS[/u][/i][/b]
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Sylok the Defiled! Every time you give another driver the bird.
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Shaxx as the voice when you: Pass a cop - Yeah well screw'em. When you get there before the ETA - This is amazing! When you cause a multi-car collision - 7th Column!!!
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When you miss a turn. "You've...failed."
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1 ReplyTurn right yeeeesssss?
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The variks gps meme lives again!
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They will try to pass you... Pass them back....
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old. this has already been done. way back around when HoW came. [spoiler]stating the obvious one post at a time.[/spoiler]
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You would never arrive because by the time he gets to "yeeeeeeesssssss" you would already be three blocks past your turn. By the time he finishes, three more blocks went by. Reeeeeerooouuutttttiiiinnnggg, yeeeeeeesssssssssss
