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2 RepliesYou might find this funny but ironically in February this year when it was really warm I saw liberals by the scores claiming global warming out the ass. So why when it's extremely cold later in the year is it any different to say the opposite. Both sides using circumstantial nonsense honestly.
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How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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1 ReplyMan made global warming is a hoax. It has nothing to do with CO2 emissions, and everything to do with orbital periods. The other planets in the solar system affect the tides, creating more friction on the ocean floor which creates more heat. Saturn is at a point in orbit where it is no longer counteracting the gravitational pull of Jupiter, so Jupiter has a very strong gravitational pull on Earth's tides right now. This man explains it better than I: [url=https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ]https://youtu.be/QcXgW9w4wQd[/url]
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Because it's keeping it cold? when the power is on?
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1 ReplyBecause space magic, that's freaking why!
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Why don't we just lower the thermostat?
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The other day I was researching Yellowstone, and I thought 'why worry about global warming if the overdue eruption will cause global cooling anyway?'
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8 RepliesEdited by Britton: 4/19/2017 10:24:19 PMDonald Trump is the 45th president 4+5=9 Donald Trump has had 3 wives. 9÷3=3 Illuminati confirmed.
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11 RepliesHow can global warming be real if snow exists? [spoiler]yes a republican senator actually brought a snow ball into the senate as "proof" that global warming is fake[/spoiler]
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How can global warming be real if my heart is so cold?
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Why doesn't the president just turn down the Sun?
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How can global warming be real if I built a giant fan in the arctic?
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How can you deny global warming when my light globe is warm?
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5 RepliesGlobal warming doesn't exist because the earth is flat and not a globe. Wake up people.
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It is because the refrigerator takes up more energy to stay cooler.
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That's easy! Um.... ummm..... uh, I'll get back to you!
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[i]because.....-blam!- i forgot what i was writing [/i]
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2 RepliesGood question. I'll assume that you're serious. To start with, global warming isn't actually global. Due to the Lopned Paradox, global warming can actually only affect the areas that contain hydrofloridioplationinum, which is most of the planet. It's a common misconception. Now, you may ask, "What are those areas of the planet?" Basically, they're everywhere that residences are not. Global warming affect prairies greatly, because of the lack of population. Then the next question becomes obvious: why? Essentially, humans produce a toxichemical called polinusium. This toxichemical is incredibly good for the environment, as it dilutes the hydrofloridioplationinum so that it is completely ineffective against our environment. Pollution, as the government calls it, is a complete lie used to control the masses. Now, realize that you, yourself are saving the environment. Every time you "pollute," it, you're doing absolutely nothing wrong. In fact, you're basically helping, because all of that trash (recycling is fake) actually gets infected by the polinusium and helps the ecosystem. TL;DR: your fridge is save cuz you touch it. [spoiler]Is just joke you can untwist your panties now[/spoiler]
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Lol well played. But then why is my oven warm? [spoiler]checkmate[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesThis question is basically atheists in a nutshell
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Simple. Refrigerators do not make cold, they move heat. They strip the heat from inside the box and vent it out the exhaust.
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Edited by SirBlackened: 4/19/2017 6:19:14 PMConduction, no correlation
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It is because we are actually in a new ice age that your box is cold.
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Bump for Truth.
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Wake up Sh🐑🐑pl🐑