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Edited by The ugly twin:
1/18/2017 11:59:37 PM
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Just got a text from a random number...
It's 12:40 AM. About to go to bed, when I get a text. A random number from Tennessee where it's what, 3:40 AM?
The text merely said "Hey sweetie"
So octopod, what do?
Update 1: I said "hey?" Last night. For a response this morning at 8 AM. "I'm horny and in your area, let's f*#$!"
To which I responded, "you are? Let's grab a burger first"
Update 2: Her: In n out?(;
Me:"Yea idk. Just went there yesterday. How about the habit?"
Her: Where is that?(; and... "I love hardcore sex and I'm looking for a man that's 20 years or older(; and I will date just for sex"
Me: its across town. Really good though.
Her: When would you be able to go(;
Me: Once I get this work sorted out. I'm trying to pay for classes so I can go to college.
Her: Where you going to college?(; I like a smart man(;
[b]Update 3[/b]
Me: was gonna say a school in her area code, decided that was too fishy. "Berkeley" and "Are you going to school?"
Her: "Oooh nice(; and I'm gonna be going to [LOCAL JUNIOR COLLEGE] soon"
Me: "Wait where are you even staying?" because first it was "im in your area" now shes going to school here?
Update 4: I'm gonna try and get pics uploaded tomorrow. Internet's been weird. Anything specific you'd like me to ask "her", lemme know. I already told her I lived with my aunt and uncle in Bel aire
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Edited by Cultmeister: 1/19/2017 5:19:58 PMTell her you're really into sleeping in your clothes and not doing anything sexual at all. [u][i]THATS WHAT REALLY GETS YOU HARD[/i][/u]
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1 ReplyEdited by TheFieryInferno: 1/19/2017 4:26:33 AMSend her this link www.farmersonly.com
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Ask if she wants a number 4.
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20 RepliesBungie's [i]Code of Conduct[/i] clearly states what is permitted and what is not permitted in the forums. Your thread is a prime example of Disruption and sexual content. If you post pictures with the woman's number then you're violating privacy.
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4 RepliesI can tell your young lol. Dude stop texting that damn number before you get caught up
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2 Repliesjust send her "sapnu puas"
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I keep getting text from this person who had the wrong number for some clinical/appointment/meeting thing. I get a text and a call about once a month about how she can't reach me (I never bother to answer). If whatever your doing really matters, email the real person (if you got THAT one right) and meet in person!
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4 RepliesWait a minute op...is this a parody post? https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/221124620/0/0
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5 Replies[quote]It's [b]12:40 AM[/b]. About to go to bed, when I get a text. A random number from Tennessee where it's what, [b]3:30 AM[/b]? The text merely said "Hey sweetie" [/quote] Da fuk!?
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Tell them to go meet you at an ocean dude beach in Kansas.
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Ask her what the -blam!- is wrong with her since she leaves a cringey winking face after every sentence
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2 RepliesIdk man I guess ask her for a skype so u know she's actually a girl and not a scammer. Cause the stuff she says is practically identical to those ads you see on p0rn websites.
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1 ReplyI got some texts from some guy that thought I was his drug dealer once. It was kind of funny.
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5 RepliesI would have straight up asked for nudes, I'm not gonna lie
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1 ReplyNudes
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1 ReplyIt's amazing of how many of these posts say "send nudes".
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Is it a dude???
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2 RepliesWhat in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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1 ReplySomeone once text me asking for Mr. Lee... Told them they had the Wong number.
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Ask for nudes.
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2 RepliesEdited by Wookieg13: 1/17/2017 6:56:35 PMIf they call, say "This is Jim's Mourge, you stab em, we slab em, Blake speaking"
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Go to smash burger [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBs post
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Sounds like something me and my friends would do. If it was us I apologize (but not really bc it's hilarious) [spoiler]I am one with the force. The force is with me[/spoiler]
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/221124620/0/0
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13 RepliesSend a picture of the girl you have chained up in your basement and say "you're next if you keep texting here"
