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Edited by renots6:
11/7/2016 8:58:24 PM
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You know you've been playing destiny to long when...
When you get a work email and you just email back bump.
Thinking oh ok they know I've got it, but in reality they are looking at it like what the hell is bump.
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#Destiny
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When u try to open your inventory to find something you're looking for.
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4 Replies...when using the toilet you hear "one final push and victory is yours"
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Edited by brandon: 11/11/2016 2:30:53 AMWhen it's super windy outside and you say... "wind OP please nerf".
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When you are stuck in traffic and people honk and your response is "stop pressing circle".
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3 RepliesWhen a small cloud covers the sun and all your thinking is "Public Event!"
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When the mother-in-law shows up, uninvited, and your wife catches you muttering to yourself... "Fingertips on the surface of my mind!"
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10 RepliesThere was a baby screeching like Omnigul in a restaurant and I looked to my wife and said "silence her screams".... and she laughed because she knew what I was referencing.
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When your friend throws a rock at a beehive and you scream" You'll wake the Hive!"
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5 RepliesWhen you actually consider upgrading to a PS4 to play one expansion. No, I didn't. But I thought about it.
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1 ReplyWhen your dog is chasing you and you do the thunder strike animation at her like a nurd or you try to blink away and your mom asks if you're on drugs
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4 RepliesWhen your driving on the highway and the other people in the car tell you to slow down, and you respond with, "Don't worry guys, I got self-res!" *Guardian Down*
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When you buy an engram (er...groceries) from the cryptarch (uh....cashier) and say, "Damn RNG!!" (for the rolls on the lettuce ? ? )
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2 RepliesWhen you have to resist all the things you do in destiny in real life
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Now that was funny!
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You've run out of excuses to defend Bungie
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thats an [b][i][u]Internet[/u][/i][/b] thing not a destiny thing genius lol
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1 ReplyWhen your playing any other game and you mess up and blame it on bungie
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You know you play too much Destiny when you do to clean out your closet and think about all your old Year 1 guns in your vault.
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When you get to work and think to yourself "Darkness Zone, revives restricted".
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When you refer to your drinking buddies as the raid group.
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2 RepliesWhen your wife opens her legs and you say to yourself "you've opened the hive".
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When i touch the knife to cut the bread and instead of cutting it, i start running and dancing inside the house like a maniac with the knife in my hand and cutting the thin air with it.
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When your driving. Instead of checking your mirror you look up and left for the radar
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4 RepliesWhen you try to play Skyrim SE... and you cannot jump, much less glide, because the button layout is 'wrong'.
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2 RepliesOr say dismantle instead of throw away or take apart
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Edited by Trill_0012: 11/9/2016 10:08:44 PMEdit( I hate my android):When you try to FoH the voting station instead of voting. When your girlfriend is pissed at you and goes to throw something at you, and you try to drop a bubble. When your in the dog house playing another fps and try to point or dance lmao
