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Edited by NaMuKekoa:
10/20/2016 2:23:55 AM
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You know you have played too much Destiny when...
You dream you played a PvP match in which you medaled with a Phantom, a 7th Column, an Unbreakable, and a We Ran Out of Medals. You then wake up disappointed because you know you will never be that good in PvP and will never gain any of those medals - much less all of them in a single match. LOL
Edit: Loving all of the responses! Some of these are classic and may need to be on a t-shirt or something along those lines. Let's keep 'em going!
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When you think your kids running through the house are carrying Shotguns.
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5 RepliesWhen you go outside and you think a public event is starting but it's just a cloud moving in the way of the sun. When someone shows you something cool and you respond with: "this is amazing I can't believe what I'm seeing". When you get your phone out in an attempt to return to orbit. When your recent history is just Sepiks Redux from the soundtrack and where is xur When someone is kneeling down to tie their shoe laces and all you can think about is: "Quick go now, he's down, hit him with the sword!" When you buy something new are refer to it as new loot. When you start think about double jumping or blinking across the road instead of waiting to walk across. When you start hearing fallen alarms randomly (like the prison of elder ones which signal a target or mine). When someone is trying to talk to you but you have to go or do something else and you simply reply with: "I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." When you can't find a reason to continue playing destiny yet you still play it. When you refer to difficult or challenging task to a nightfall. When nightfall becomes one of your favourite words alongside exotic, legendary, vanguard and invective. When you use your telescope to try and spot wizards on the moon. When it's foggy outside and you think there's a wave of vex coming. When you walk into a dark room and you imagine the darkness zone warming coming up in front of you.
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When you can't wait until Friday to play skyrim
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You know you've played to much if you can hear fallen roaring in the distance when you're walking down the street.
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Your friend trips and you say guardian down.
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2 RepliesAll your ringtones and notifications are destiny sounds, (text-yessssss) (call-this is amazing) (wife-omnigul scream) (notifications-eyes up guardian) I breathe eat and sleep it lol!
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2 RepliesWhen you type www in your browser and www.bungie.net auto fills
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1 ReplyWhen your wife says, "Keep that thing oiled guardian" and it's not when you're playing Destiny.
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1 ReplyYou know you play too much Destiny when your pissed af at a club and see a red LED and think "Siva Cluster!!!"
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13 RepliesHusband returned from shopping to find me absent mindedly trying to summon a Sparrow to pick up daughter from school. Or walking past something shiny and asking him if he needs any spinmetal. Or replacing "good morning!" to our kids with a dramatic screech of "we've woken the Hive!" I also live in a geeky house with references to everything everywhere...deadpool, harry potter, Stargate, lotr...and now I've been tasked with embroidering the Iron Lord sigil onto cushions. And making a Sunbreaker mark. And full sets of Titan armour. Oh gods...
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A cloud covers the sun and your first thought is "public event!"
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3 RepliesWhen you listen to nothing and yet you hear patrol noises. When you have dreams of being killed over and over again and all you hear is a light robotic voice. Oryxes laugh nuff said When your cousin is named cayde and every time you hear his name you have a mental picture with words saying get your rock off my map. When you are so addicted that you refuse to play anything or forget you have other games. When kids do the stance "or nah" and think you are going to orbit. When you can't stop using when at the beginning of every sentence because it reminds you of the repetitive nature of destiny. Help Me I Can stop hearing Patrol beacon noises!
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20 RepliesI have done so many Archon's Forge, I can hear ghost's voice saying "[i]You can end this, keep pushing.[/i]" everytime in the bathroom when I'm doing the number 2
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4 Replies.... when you throw out perfectly good clothes and tell your wife it's because you didn't get a good roll on them
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10 Replies[quote]You dream you played a PvP match in which you medaled with a Phantom, a 7th Column, an Unbreakable, and a We Ran Out of Medals. You then wake up disappointed because you know you will never be that good in PvP and will never gain any of those medals - much less all of them in a single match. LOL Edit: Loving all of the responses! Some of these are classic and may need to be on a t-shirt or something along those lines. Let's keep 'em going![/quote] When you refer to Friday as xur day and Tuesday as reset day
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2 RepliesWhen you call the Paramedic a n00b for trying to revive an unconscious man before his res timer was up
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1 ReplyMy buddy was on a step stool 3 feet up or so. He fell, caught himself, slipped and fell all the way to the floor. First thing I yelled was "Guardian Down!" He plays Destiny, so it was a good laugh. Oh and he's fine.
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3 RepliesEdited by Firewolf219: 10/25/2016 6:44:16 AMWhen something breaks and you curse bungie for nerfing it When you confuse an earthly spirit for a small flying object that makes bad jokes When you pick a coin off the ground and think "that's two points for my team" When you start ignoring daily routines because they aren't as rewarding as weekly ones When you get an urge to set an oak tree on fire so Iron Banner comes back sooner When you collect useless items because "it might be good a year from now" When you're afraid to do things well because Shaxx might yell at you When you're afraid to do things badly because Shaxx might yell at you When you end every statement with "yes?" When the word "empowered" is suppose to inspire you but it causes stress instead When you stop caring about whether or not your clothes match so long as the perks are good When you walk into a dark room and ready yourself for Alak'Hul
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56 RepliesYou know you play too much Destiny when you and your girlfriend are really close, always together, so you call her your little Dinklebot. You know you play too much when your girlfriend leaves you for spending all your time on Destiny, and hates all the Destiny related nicknames you give her. You know you play too much Destiny when, after your girlfriend leaves you for playing too much Destiny, your only reaction is: "Awesome! Now I have more time for Destiny!" You know you play too much Destiny when you hear that your ex was super depressed and, because you ignored all of her attempts to reconnect with you, she committed suicide so you shed a tear and say "Guardian down!" You know you play too much Destiny when you start telling people you are now dating Destiny because you think the inside joke with yourself is funny when everyone else thinks it's just your girlfriend's name. You know you play too much when your mom finds out that Destiny isn't a girl, its a video game and you reply callously: "Well the disk has a hole in it...." You know you play too much Destiny when you actually look at the disk and think "hmmm... It really [i]does[/i] have a hole in it..." You know you play too much Destiny when the guys at the game store are asking why you are buying 2-3 new disks a week. When you say it's because you keep snapping the disks, you just let them assume its because you rage at the game. You know you play too much Destiny when you are getting ready to "Snap a new disk" and refer to it as "A date with Destiny." [spoiler]this post is a cry for help[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesYou know you play too much Destiny when you can tell every exotic gun by the sound it makes
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2 RepliesTuesday, for me, is the beginning of the week now.
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2 RepliesWhen I realize I've been playing with the sound off. But my brain filled in the gaps from memory. Literally gone 10 minutes before realizing the sound wasn't on :)
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And a, and a an a a a a a a a
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3 RepliesWhen your time played starts counting in months...
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When you're so addicted, that it took over your life, friends and career
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When you realize how ridiculously bland and irritating crucible is
