{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
9/6/2016 1:15:36 AM
35
Need to build a wall
Around my house. The deer are constantly jumping over the fence and eating my plants.
English
#Offtopic
-
I recall hearing that hair keeps them away. I might be thinking of something else.
-
3 RepliesThere's a spray for that, actually. Several species of plants that you can get that'll work as well.
-
1 ReplyI refuse to believe you live in a place where deer a problem and you can retire at 40
-
5 RepliesI had the same problem a couple months back. There I was, sitting in my room on my computer, holding my Women's Studies degree, making a video about how women are oppressed in the western world, when all of a sudden, a slightly blue, slightly green(teal, maybe?) deer crashes through the window! Through all the commotion I could just barely make out two words: "[b][i]CITATION NEEDED[/i][/b]" Most horrifying experience of my life. I'd never been sexually harassed before.
-
1 ReplyHave you called trump?
-
6 RepliesSeid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger! Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da... Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo Kachiku no annei ...Kyogi no han'ei ...Shiseru garō no "Jiyū" o! Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no kōshi da Jōheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger Hotobashiru shōdō ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu—— Guren no yumiya Sind Sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
-
6 RepliesReported.
-
Have the deer build it.
-
They'll just go under if you do build it.
-
Had a deer give birth on my deck last year. Mother abandoned it to. Poor thing. Didnt die though.
-
12 RepliesMake sure you pay half of it, then make the deers pay the other half. [spoiler]¡Viva México![/spoiler]
-
1 Reply[i]Make your garden great again?[/i]
-
3 Replies[quote]Around my house. The deer are constantly jumping over the fence and eating my penis.[/quote] Fixed
-
Edited by GodzillaGames: 9/6/2016 9:20:51 PMMake a crude effigy of roadkill and then kill the brave deer and add them to it
-
6 RepliesYou deserve it. [spoiler]kiddo[/spoiler]
-
2 RepliesSounds like a personal problem
-
Shotgun works wonders
-
2 Repliesask Donald trump to help
-
2 RepliesSeveral months ago, I had deers come around and eat my garden I raised. I decided to hired a fence company to erect a huge metal wall around my parameter of the garden. Fast forward to couple of months later, the problem continued to persisted but only slightly. Then the fawn jumped over the six foot tall metal wall and got itself trapped in the garden. I came to the garden and softly spoke to the precious fawn that, "it's okay." Unaware of what I was doing, this phase stuck on the fawn as their new name. They slowly became my pet and I had to get my neighbor to carry this heavy monster I just got myself into this mess. Walls works wonder.
-
3 Replies[quote]Around my house. The deer are constantly jumping over the fence and eating my plants.[/quote] No need just go to a barber shop and gather human hair. Then spread it alll around your yard
-
Call trump
-
Target practice
-
3 RepliesSee, I wish I could do that at my house but the way my yard is, it's not possible
-
deer can be creeps so I can't blame you [url]https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1trh1yHsj1qesmwso1_500.gif[/url]
-
My grandma has been having the same problem with her house in AZ :(
-
Edited by Scoose_McGoose: 9/6/2016 1:00:13 PMTriggered. I was going to make a really sarcastic comment, but some people wouldn't be able to handle it.
