Late one night this guy is speeding down the empty road. A cop sees him go flying past so chases him and pulls him over. The cop goes up to the car and when the man rolls down the window, he asks, “Are you aware of how fast you were going, sir?”
The man replies, “Yes I am. I’m trying to escape a robbery I got involved in.”
The cop looks at him disbelievingly and asks him, “Were you the one being robbed, sir?”
The man casually replies, “Oh no, I was the one who committed the robbery. I was escaping.”
The cop is shocked and surprised that the man has admitted this so freely. He says, “So you’re telling me you were speeding…AND committed a robbery?”
“Oh yes,” replies the man calmly. “I have all the loot in the back.”
The cop is now starting to get angry and says, “Sir, I’m afraid you have to come with me” as he reaches into the window to take the car keys out of the ignition.
The man shouts, “Don’t do that! I’m afraid that you’ll find the gun in my glove compartment!” At this the cop pulls his hand out of the window and says, “Wait here” as he returns to his car and calls for backup.
Soon there are cars, cops and helicopters all over, everywhere you look. The man is quickly dragged out of his car, handcuffed and taken towards a cop car. However, just before he is put in the car and taken away a cop walks up to him and says, while pointing at the cop that pulled him over, “Sir, this officer tells us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we didn’t find any of these things in your car.”
The man replies, “Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!”
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2 RepliesShow the cop to the nearest Pokemon and let him have it.
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3 RepliesShow bobs
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Heard this years ago. Still funny though.
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2 RepliesThis is false. As soon as he joked and said he had committed a robbery the cop would have held the guy at gun point. Trying to tell the cop to calm down or its a joke would only get you shot at that point. I never joke around cops, not worth my life.
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8 Replieshow to get out of a ticket: don't speed, or have any reason to be pulled over. you'll 100% get out of all traffic tickets, ever!
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Edited by f3: 7/14/2016 6:34:25 PMIf you got pulled over for speeding, you weren't going fast enough.
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1 ReplyJust say Mewtwo is in 3 miles
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1 ReplyAvery I don't understand pls help
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1 Reply1. be white and dress nicely
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Edited by Yhorm: 7/14/2016 8:35:32 AMNot bad, not bad.
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Or Just say MY WIFE IS IN LABOR AND you might get a police escort
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2 RepliesWhy add the emoticon in the title?
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1 ReplyTrue Story: I got pulled over for speeding, I cant find my registration,, then I realize it's in the glove box along with my gun (yeah, didn't think through that one to well). So I tell the officer, "I have registration but it's with my gun in the glove box do you want me to get it out?". He tells me to get it out real slow and don't try anything. As I get it out he stepped back and put his hand on his pistol. Anyways got it out and he had me step out, patted me down. Leaving my knife on me and then he let me sit in the front seat while he ran my plates. Pretty chill cop all things considered. Oh, and this was Ohio highway patrol so very surprising to me.
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10 RepliesI know this is just a joke but I'd love to see a cop that goes to call for backup and leaves a purp alone in his vehicle after he admitted to having a loaded gun in there lol
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5 Replies1. Be girl. 2. Have big boobs
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Or say you're following your drunk friend and he has all the weed
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Literally how?
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I saw this on tumblr
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Already seen joke but with a body in the boot instead
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2 RepliesCool but pretty sure the cop would kill/investigate you before calling backup.
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Nah you just need a nice pair of tits.
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1 ReplySo much shitposting
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1 ReplyAnd then you find out the cops dashcam and body cam captured it all and you asre charged with some sort of felony
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Brilliant