Just a funny poll
EDIT:: Post OTHER for Petra, Ikora, Cayde, Xur ETC
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#Destiny
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haHAA
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The exclusion of mopbot saddens me #botlivesmatter
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Shaxx. Shaxx all the way.
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No love for zavala?
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Edited by ichigoxninja: 6/24/2016 9:50:56 PMEris...we could have some really weird dirty talk. I'm into that
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2 RepliesIf you didn't know, holiday only has one leg. Ive always wanted to get with a chick with one leg, think of all the angles.
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3 RepliesI'd bring your mum to the tower & we would all -blam!- her, then throw her over the edge like the dirty little -blam!- she is.
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No ikira ray? Thats racist lol
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2 RepliesEdited by Oddish43: 6/24/2016 7:51:14 PMThat's like having to choose between the following options: * A hot fudge sundae * A kick in the balls from Chuck Norris * An arrow to the knee ("I used to be a Guardian like you...") * Being run over by a steamroller * Having your guts sliced open with a karambit * Thirty lashes with a Roman flagellum * A sulfuric acid enema Even someone who doesn't really like ice cream's gonna go with the sundae.
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1 ReplyDaddyDoesDestiny. [spoiler]😩💦[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesThe postmaster.....drool
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OMNIGUL!!!! I AM THE CAUSE OF HER SCREAMS!!!! (actually, I'd choose my own Guardian. Made her beautiful & I believe she still is)
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The queens got a nice azz, but so does Cayde. Kind of hard to pick. Petra looks like she's into a little bit of the ruff stuff. Variks would be cool if you like to get licked. I guess it all depends on your mood. Regardless of what mood your in. You are a sick puppy to want to be with either of the cryptarqs.
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Petra.
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Forgot Eververse and Jolly Holiday. Also Ikora.
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Holiday, but since she's not on this list The Queen.
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Other. Cayde ~~[i]Dinklebot[/i]
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6 RepliesEdited by CountyCheese770: 6/24/2016 8:47:03 PMThe chick from the Dark Beyond cut scene before you hear "you've woken the hive." https://youtu.be/YbSuO8hftxg
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I don't poke pixels.
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2 RepliesShaxx.... for not giving me a god damn longbow
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Lord Saladin, for the sole purpose of his announcing abilities. [b]After 34 seconds of being in bed:[/b] [i]"We're calling it, Guardian. Well done."[/i] [b]*quivers at the thought*[/b]
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No option for Cabal Centurions? I'm disappointed.
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Where's the exo stranger.
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Eris think of all that lube/tears
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3 RepliesCan't believe there's no love for banshee. Dude knows just how to shoot and how to treat powerful weapons.
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1 ReplyOther... The sisters. [spoiler]OHHHHHHHH[/spoiler]