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Edited by thottie:
6/21/2016 3:09:42 AM
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funniest thing i did in middle school
>be me
>in middle school
>during PE, sometimes they would combine multiple classes and grades in one gym
>made it super overcrowded and not fun
>this time teachers leave out cages of basketballs
>different grades usually keep to one side of a gym
>usually ball hard but not today
>decide to try something new
>go and grab a basketball and go to half court
>half court shots are always cool
>take aim at the hoop on the lower grade's side
>its just a mass of these peasants trying to play
>throw the ball as hard as I can right at the hoop
>ball hits and bounces off the rim at super speed
>hits some kid right in the face
>straight up knocks him to the ground
>I'm like "oh fck" but I'm laughing as well because that kid was still on the floor
>no one knows what happened
>grab another ball and bounce it off the backboard
>hits another kid in the head
>I'm dying of laughter
>almost impossible to miss because there are so many kids
>continue doing this
>kids are just getting hit in the face head day and night
>both boys and girls (no discrimination)
>even had ones where it hit two people because it would bounce off them
>I would just laugh for like 30 seconds every time it was so funny seeing this happen
>teachers somehow still haven't noticed
>call over some of my friends to come and watch
>nail some pleb in the face
>we all burst out laughing
>they start joining in
>basketballs just start flying
>these kids are still trying to play their games
>out of nowhere and just comes screaming in and hits one of them in the face
>they don't even know whats happening
>teachers notice inordinate numbers of kids being injured by basketballs
>one of the pe teachers comes up to us and says could you guys be a little more careful
>"of course, sorry, it was an accident"
>continue on but this time a little more sneaky
>this goes on for atleast 30 minutes
>some kids are being hit multiple times
>absolutely hilarious
>I kid you not, there was one kid who managed to get hit by me at least 6 times
>at the end of the period, he had to be walked with by a teacher
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2 RepliesMy teacher did things to me in middle school :)
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Edited by LORD J1ZZANATOR: 6/23/2016 5:16:46 AMI set my school on fire, what???
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2 RepliesMy crush asking me what hentai is, and what a senpai is, in the middle of class. It was difficult to explain.
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2 RepliesEdited by Apollo: 6/22/2016 4:47:42 PMAnother one: >be me >biology class >dissecting frogs >datboi spam is real >decide to become legend >grab gas valve and scream MEIN FUHRER in the most orgasmic way >10 people lose thier shit >entire class runs over to see what happened >literally cant talk because im laughing so hard >Teach obviously heard me but doesnt give a shit >got away with no repercussions
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Mine isnt funny but was cool enough, happened back in Freshman year of High School >Be me in PE >For some reason have a whole group of Jocks out to get me because I don't know? Jocks pick on the awesome people I guess >Try to play Basketball and Jocks think it's funny to throw Balls at me behind my back >I dodge the ball accidentally >They throw a 2nd Ball >With amazing reflexes I turn around and catch it with 1 hand >Jock says: "Yo -Blam-! Gimme da ball!" >I give him the bird and proceed to kick the ball out of the Gym and into the Parking lot >Jock says: "Go get that or im telling the teacher" >I say: "No you" >Proceed to Eat Fudge at all da Beaches *True Story Also i saw him again recently and since a year ago I work out every day and got the gains, he's a fatty workin at Mountain Mikes. I didn't even tip him when he delivered ;)
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Edited by Stark: 6/22/2016 7:38:49 PMThe only thing that really happened to me in middle school that was note worthy was that I was dared to slap this popular girl's butt as hard as I could, and get away with it.
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10 RepliesHello it's me I was wondering If after all this time Would you like to meet
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It's open season already?! BOYS GET IN THE TRUCK. WE'RE GOIN NOOB HUNTIN
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Oh my god that sounds hilarious.
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9 RepliesThis isn't that funny, but it's the only thing I remember about middle school. In 8th grade, there was this large (not really) group of girls that all had crushed on me. My friends and I called them "The Train" because when I walked around it was like a train of 8th graders was following me. [spoiler]still a kissless virgin pleb though[/spoiler]
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the freshman deserve it
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What an asshole.
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1 ReplyNice, but I would've used hard balls
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1 ReplyWe were playimg dodge ball and there were these 2 girls who just stood there and texted by each other. [b]well they made the mistake of walking in front of me.[/b] the teacher was watching and as i threw i railed her right in the face, teacher didnt even care because he probably thought it was an accident. I said sorry with the biggest smirk.
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1 Reply>tfw these uneducated teachers actually take these hits as accidents. I was laughing
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3 RepliesWhat is a soft basketball?
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What is a soft basketball?
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2 RepliesSides have left the game
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1 ReplyOne of the funniest thing I've ever read!!! I am the night, I am vengeance, I AM BATMAN!!!
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[quote]>nail some pleb in the face[/quote]
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1 ReplyUnderclassmen plebs. Fishmen deserve what they get.
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1 ReplyFudging amazing.
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1 ReplyOkay this hilarious lol [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]>teachers notice inordinate numbers of kids being injured by basketballs >one of the pe teachers comes up to us and says could you guys be a little more careful >"of course, sorry, it was an accident"[/quote] How did you manage to injure that many kids and get away with it being an accident? Just how oblivious and/or incompetent are these teachers???
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4 RepliesThat's a bit harsh.
