Plz bungie these things are out of control now and need to be nerfed into the ground!!!!
Immediately they are game breaking
Speaker: so far to walk to plz bring closer.
Vangard table: to big for just 3 people.
Chroma: way to bright for eyes.
Sparrows: too fast need training wheels.
All weapons: they hurt people.
Tree near gunsmith: blocks my view.
Stairs in tower and reef: this is a trip hazzard/ health and saftey first.
Health bar: distracts me from super bar.
Super bar: distracts me from health bar.
Grenade bar: distracts me from health and super bar.
Melee bar: distracts me from life in general.
Descending into the abyiss: takes to long to fall down.
Atheon: moves around to much.
Crota: sword to big.
Oryx: genitals not in proportion with size of body.
Ball in tower: to bouncy.
Xur: to hard to find.
Ships: too much aim assist in them.
Running: hurts my knee joints
Jumping: really hurts knee joints and creates arthritis.
Wow this game is so unbalanced.
What else did i miss
Nerf immediately!!!
So bungo has looked into this matter and has relized from your responses that there is total kaos in the tower. Following will take place from start of iron banana.
*Purple ball will receive a +2 agility buff.
*After kicking ball buff is applied and tower birds are vulnerable for 10 seconds.
*Captured birds can be handed in for iron banana rep to lord salad bar.
Thx for the hard work gaurdians looks like they have finally taken noticed of what we wanted.
Stay safe out there
News in guys and girls:
Due to the birds in the tower being captured, they have made a phone call to their cousins "ANGRY BIRDS" the tower is currently under attack from these crazy birds and IRON BANNER has been canceled until futher notice.
Sorry for the inconvenience
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The inconsistent correct use of 'too' in this post annoyed me more than it should have. Apart from that, top kek.
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On a serious note tho. Can we have the " Mission Complete " not make the health bar dissapear? Seriously, i wanna see that shit [spoiler]Lel[/spoiler]
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You forgot the box of raisins one shot guardians
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2 RepliesNot even funny
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I love this XD
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Vessel runs too fast Taniks won't stand still Too many stairs to FWC vendor Railing near tower bounty guy is too narrow Why can't we go clockwise at oryx? Phalanx shield too big Fallen sabre warsat too heavy Warlock jump too slow Titan jump too fast Fu[b]c[/b]k hunters
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2 RepliesYou need to put the word "frustrated" in your title, then you will see drastic results!
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1 ReplyYes. A much needed post with all the salt in the forums.
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1 ReplyTo be fair, Atheon moves around like he just got a new pair of air Jordans.
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The sad thing is I bet someone has said at least half of those things at some point
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Triggered
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3 RepliesNerf the Titan class to the ground like bladedancer and sunsinger!!
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[quote] Sparrows: too fast need training wheels. [/quote] Haha, Bungie Plz Nrf!
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You forgot to add that sweeper bot is too distracting.
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Agreed.
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3 RepliesHow bout you shut up and deal with it
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Happy horn!! Way too happy... nerf it! This forum topic; OP.... nerf plz!!
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Bump for safty
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Lmao!!..
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Don't forget to nerf graphics, 3 real 5 me... think of the children!!!