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Edited by BLUEY:
6/21/2016 3:06:47 AM
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Nerf immediately!!! This is crazy
Plz bungie these things are out of control now and need to be nerfed into the ground!!!!
Immediately they are game breaking
Speaker: so far to walk to plz bring closer.
Vangard table: to big for just 3 people.
Chroma: way to bright for eyes.
Sparrows: too fast need training wheels.
All weapons: they hurt people.
Tree near gunsmith: blocks my view.
Stairs in tower and reef: this is a trip hazzard/ health and saftey first.
Health bar: distracts me from super bar.
Super bar: distracts me from health bar.
Grenade bar: distracts me from health and super bar.
Melee bar: distracts me from life in general.
Descending into the abyiss: takes to long to fall down.
Atheon: moves around to much.
Crota: sword to big.
Oryx: genitals not in proportion with size of body.
Ball in tower: to bouncy.
Xur: to hard to find.
Ships: too much aim assist in them.
Running: hurts my knee joints
Jumping: really hurts knee joints and creates arthritis.
Wow this game is so unbalanced.
What else did i miss
Nerf immediately!!!
So bungo has looked into this matter and has relized from your responses that there is total kaos in the tower. Following will take place from start of iron banana.
*Purple ball will receive a +2 agility buff.
*After kicking ball buff is applied and tower birds are vulnerable for 10 seconds.
*Captured birds can be handed in for iron banana rep to lord salad bar.
Thx for the hard work gaurdians looks like they have finally taken noticed of what we wanted.
Stay safe out there
News in guys and girls:
Due to the birds in the tower being captured, they have made a phone call to their cousins "ANGRY BIRDS" the tower is currently under attack from these crazy birds and IRON BANNER has been canceled until futher notice.
Sorry for the inconvenience
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3 RepliesThis post needs a 3% Satire nerf.
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Sparrows have already been nerfed.
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Nerf nerfers and b8ters
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[quote]melee bar: distracts me from life in general[/quote]
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Lol thanks for not being serious and whinney for a change
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Ghost/little light: too many sharp corners Swords: too sharp Mysterious stranger: who is she and why is she mysterious Enemy's( fallen, taken, vex, cabal, hive):[quote][/quote] not fluffy enough
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This is quite refreshing compared to all the whining about Tripmines. Thankyou!
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Also I don't think lord salad head needs that much space for his little hot dog stand! Nerf the area or move him cause it's silly and doesn't make sense!
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Yes please!!! Can they also do something about the ammo? It makes my gun shoot these stupid bullets and weird bolts that kill stuff. Waaayyyy to much I just wanted to tickle them :/
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This made my day lol
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Edited by LuuukeVader: 6/18/2016 3:53:24 PMPlease nerf patrol beacons. Their strobing gives me a headache. Please nerf planetary materials and loot chests. The materials clutter up my inventory and the chests are too bright inside. Please nerf sparrow exhaust. They're polluting the environment. Please nerf Omnigul's screams. I've heard it so much that I hear it in my sleep, causing nightmares. Please nerf the exhaust fan in the tower. It blows up my robe and shows too much of my warlock ass. Please nerf puddles in the tower. They get my boots wet and are giving me athletes foot.
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3 RepliesTree near gunsmith!!!!!!!! loloololololololol!!!!! blocks my view!!!!!! lolololololo!!!!
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I totally understand the ship nerf. They always land where you want them to.
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How bout this: instead of guns get a banana and instead of melee we get to pat the player and they end up dying from kindness.
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1 ReplyBuff OP's spelling. [spoiler]This did make me laugh, though. [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesIf you need to put satire in the tags, you are doing it wrong.
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Dear oryx, Don't worry, size doesn't matter -Bunovasitch
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Sound said it below, it's so good I have to say it again Nerf the vault, it's too big and takes too long to find things. Hahahaha, oh crap, Bungie's going to actually do it now.
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Also nerf cryptarch packages giving me engrams DAFUQ?
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Nerf the music player near dead orbit cuz the music is to loud.
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3 RepliesHow come it never rains in Destiny?
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Bump because a lot of these things ARE true.
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Bungie, plz nerf the vanguard intercom in the tower! There I am, at my vauly, trying to set up my guardian for trials when I hear Zavala blaring something into the intercom. Scares me so bad I accidentally scraped my Last Word and equipped my old Khavostov!! And while I'm on it, plz nerf the vault! So big, so much room that I can't find my stored stuff quickly. Uugghhh!!!
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nerf swords,to sharp and pointy very dangerous replace with padded batons!.
