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Edited by BLUEY:
6/21/2016 3:06:47 AM
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Nerf immediately!!! This is crazy
Plz bungie these things are out of control now and need to be nerfed into the ground!!!!
Immediately they are game breaking
Speaker: so far to walk to plz bring closer.
Vangard table: to big for just 3 people.
Chroma: way to bright for eyes.
Sparrows: too fast need training wheels.
All weapons: they hurt people.
Tree near gunsmith: blocks my view.
Stairs in tower and reef: this is a trip hazzard/ health and saftey first.
Health bar: distracts me from super bar.
Super bar: distracts me from health bar.
Grenade bar: distracts me from health and super bar.
Melee bar: distracts me from life in general.
Descending into the abyiss: takes to long to fall down.
Atheon: moves around to much.
Crota: sword to big.
Oryx: genitals not in proportion with size of body.
Ball in tower: to bouncy.
Xur: to hard to find.
Ships: too much aim assist in them.
Running: hurts my knee joints
Jumping: really hurts knee joints and creates arthritis.
Wow this game is so unbalanced.
What else did i miss
Nerf immediately!!!
So bungo has looked into this matter and has relized from your responses that there is total kaos in the tower. Following will take place from start of iron banana.
*Purple ball will receive a +2 agility buff.
*After kicking ball buff is applied and tower birds are vulnerable for 10 seconds.
*Captured birds can be handed in for iron banana rep to lord salad bar.
Thx for the hard work gaurdians looks like they have finally taken noticed of what we wanted.
Stay safe out there
News in guys and girls:
Due to the birds in the tower being captured, they have made a phone call to their cousins "ANGRY BIRDS" the tower is currently under attack from these crazy birds and IRON BANNER has been canceled until futher notice.
Sorry for the inconvenience
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Waldo WAY too hard to find.
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Lol. I enjoyed this. Thank you
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1 ReplyEdited by Doug18: 6/19/2016 12:20:17 AMMr. Adventure needs to put Ms. Adventure in her place. Definitely OP.
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1 ReplyNerf orbs of light being too hard to find. If I see that so and so has made 4 orbs, I want them to be delivered to my post master to be picked up at my convenience
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Bungie plz nerf doors. Ghost opens them too easily.
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1 Replyfactions = too seperated from eachother move 1 feet closer
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Destiny too op plz nerf
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and then let loose the giant peacock with the flamboyant launcher of rockets, rockets fly every where but straight and have this cute little tailspin to the rounds. following the bright blue chicken we have the rabid Pomeranian that's agitated because the hoorah baboon has flipped his diggle with razerwire. they will take on rockets mcdickface with incendiary chia pets and acidic bananas.
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15 RepliesSomeone should Nerf your right to use the English language in any form.
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4 RepliesI've tried countless times to kick those damn red birds in the tower, but they just shrug it off and run away. That shit's unacceptable. Nothing should invincible like that.
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Umm you forgot that one step that isnt quite the same as the others that i get hung up on sometimes....better yet just nerf all the stairs!!!
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Yes Bungie pls Nerf. All if things are as bad as Thorn
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Rip Xur
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Add to the vanguard table the factions
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jumping on boxes is a safety hazard this needs to be addressed.
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Pls rid the tower of all fire hazard solar subclasses.
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2 RepliesThis post FILLS ME with RAGE! I will start labeling and judging people by their kd's in PvP even though mine isn't that great if you don't STAWP. And I will also make fun of year two player and say that they are scrubs who will never be as good as us year one players. I will also tell bungie to nerf every class into the ground until all of them aren't usable anymore. You TRIGGER ME!!!!
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3 RepliesI think they should nerf me because I'm too good for all you scrubs [spoiler]*hoping nobody checks my stats*[/spoiler]
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Nerf the nerfs ;^)
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1 ReplyTBH, I've never missed with my ship come to think about it. I've only miss-aimed. But I still hit the target I aimed at.
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I fell in the abyss for 5 straight minutes... Using twilight garrison every 3 seconds, the nerf is bad, you can occasionally use it twice in one jump in pvp though
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This is actually one of the best satire posts I have ever seen.
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17 RepliesYou can't think of better names bungie? Here's a few! : Randal The Vandal obviously Greg The Dreg Skolas the Trollas Cranky the Shanky Robby The Gobby The Rappin' Captin Alas the Valas ( Ta Arg or whatever ) Lord Cracks Shaxx Lord Salad Randy's Halloween candy ( event ) brother Stormtrance Vance The Last Nerd ScrubSinger ScrubStalker Scrubstep Party Crasher +6 Matador 69 Trials Of O'Tryris Hawknerd Nerdsaw Hope you consider! [spoiler]oh yeah we all know Mr. Sell my Sneakers Speaker[/spoiler]
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[quote]Plz bungie these things are out of control now and need to be nerfed into the ground!!!! Immediately they are game breaking Speaker: so far to walk to plz bring closer. Vangard table: to big for just 3 people. Chroma: way to bright for eyes. Sparrows: too fast need training wheels. All weapons: they hurt people. Tree near gunsmith: blocks my view. Stairs in tower and reef: this is a trip hazzard/ health and saftey first. Health bar: distracts me from super bar. Super bar: distracts me from health bar. Grenade bar: distracts me from health and super bar. Melee bar: distracts me from life in general. Descending into the abyiss: takes to long to fall down. Atheon: moves around to much. Crota: sword to big. Oryx: genitals not in proportion with size of body. Ball in tower: to bouncy. Xur: to hard to find. Ships: too much aim assist in them. Running: hurts my knee joints Jumping: really hurts knee joints and creates arthritis. Wow this game is so unbalanced. What else did i miss Nerf immediately!!![/quote]
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Yes!!!! Those should get Bungie busy for a while and leave all other items as is. Thanks for the excellent suggestions.
