Plz bungie these things are out of control now and need to be nerfed into the ground!!!!
Immediately they are game breaking
Speaker: so far to walk to plz bring closer.
Vangard table: to big for just 3 people.
Chroma: way to bright for eyes.
Sparrows: too fast need training wheels.
All weapons: they hurt people.
Tree near gunsmith: blocks my view.
Stairs in tower and reef: this is a trip hazzard/ health and saftey first.
Health bar: distracts me from super bar.
Super bar: distracts me from health bar.
Grenade bar: distracts me from health and super bar.
Melee bar: distracts me from life in general.
Descending into the abyiss: takes to long to fall down.
Atheon: moves around to much.
Crota: sword to big.
Oryx: genitals not in proportion with size of body.
Ball in tower: to bouncy.
Xur: to hard to find.
Ships: too much aim assist in them.
Running: hurts my knee joints
Jumping: really hurts knee joints and creates arthritis.
Wow this game is so unbalanced.
What else did i miss
Nerf immediately!!!
So bungo has looked into this matter and has relized from your responses that there is total kaos in the tower. Following will take place from start of iron banana.
*Purple ball will receive a +2 agility buff.
*After kicking ball buff is applied and tower birds are vulnerable for 10 seconds.
*Captured birds can be handed in for iron banana rep to lord salad bar.
Thx for the hard work gaurdians looks like they have finally taken noticed of what we wanted.
Stay safe out there
News in guys and girls:
Due to the birds in the tower being captured, they have made a phone call to their cousins "ANGRY BIRDS" the tower is currently under attack from these crazy birds and IRON BANNER has been canceled until futher notice.
Sorry for the inconvenience
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Lol @ teh mele bur. RT if uu criid 5 evr
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Wow this post is super racist and need to be nerfed
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1 ReplyHow he hell did you manage to name the tree in the tower but not the [b][i]hazardous toxins coming out of the hellmouth. They are damaging the environment and are dangerous to our health[/i][/b]
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2 RepliesBe careful, bungo might take this seriously
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2 RepliesTHE -blam!-ING PUDDLE IN THE TOWER. How many elder guardians are gonna slip and fall in that puddle before it gets cleaned up? So many broken hips The sweeper bot. That asshat is absolutely worthless. Do you know how many times I've run through that same pile of rubbish because all he does is sweep it into the same exact place every time? Fall of the tower. I should not die. I should be fine. The pigeons in the tower. I fed them some etheric light the other day and now they're sparrows The reef. Too far from the tower and not large enough to keep my attention The vaults. I do not have the self control to not store every weapon and piece of armor that is aesthetically pleasing to me Other guardians. Some of them have cooler gear than me and that is unacceptable. The Director. He's never once given me any direction. He always makes me decide for myself
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*too ;)
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The health, super and grenade bar made me laugh. Thank u
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Very good. Lol
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1 ReplyThis wasn't funny [spoiler]damn it I think Bungie nerfed my sense of humour[/spoiler]
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Bungie needs to nerf screwing up updates
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Nerf rocks - my guardian gets tired chasing Dregs around them. Nerf cloaks - they keep getting caught in my sparrow's exhaust. Nerf jumping puzzles, or at least provide some safety nets for white men. Nerf the phallic wall - female guardians now just point and laugh at male guardians (especially Titans).
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3 RepliesMuted
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3 RepliesI think the jukebox in the tower needs a buff to the playlist.
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6 RepliesEdited by Truthiness_Inc: 6/19/2016 4:57:40 AMMy boy steve irwin wanted me to tell you guys to nerf stingrays.
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Nerf saladin's area. It's a real fire hazard.
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Forever 29, needs nerf
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DLC is over priced. Needs to be nerfed
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6 RepliesStrikers are OP: 1. 1 hit melee 2. Shoulder Charge hit detection is to large 3. Control Jump is to fast and needs a cool down so you can't Titan Skate. The class with the most armor should not be the fastest. 4. Lighting Grenade cone is to large and bursts for to long 5. Can not counter super and it will kill you through floors or behind walls. Bungie need strikers now!
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20 RepliesLol what they should do is just leave things alone.as they mess other shite up.all the time stop .with the nerfs for good sake tip get killed to much get good.last word kills you all time use it yourself no need to nerf anything.
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Edited by TC6 Wolverine: 6/18/2016 2:20:27 PMNerf little copper coins in the tower, they are glued to the ground and can't pick up with my huge Titan fingers.
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The A button just called my B button the C word!
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Made my day
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Waldo WAY too hard to find.