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Edited by Talk2MeToner:
6/3/2016 3:12:09 AM
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If the Destiny classes were high school stereotypes
Titan- Jock, takes football way too seriously. Thinks their losing record will go down in high school history somehow even though every school trounces them....
Warlock- Nerd, researches shit and tells people who don't care to hear about it. Gets banished to a lonelier lunch table.
Hunter- Skateboards, kind of. He can do like an Olly or something. He will forget how to skateboard just as he's flunking out of college for meth and wearing a parka with a pony tail.... Cuts himself to be edgy. Tries to act like a lone wolf but can't survive without his Stoner buddies backing him up. Otherwise he just kinda looks like a failure... And with his friends...they kinda all just look like failures.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesEdited by Siptah: 6/4/2016 2:28:43 AMTitans - defend her: team players leaders , bubble blowing babies . Strike ( her ) women abusers , under achievers , players . Sun(Son)breakers : abuse their children Warlocks(whore)locks Sunsingers: prostitutes , hookers , pimps , have AIDS . Stormcallers : mad scientists, engineers , ISIS members Void walker : scholars , doctors , lawyers , judges, suicide bombers (9/11) . Hunter ( hunt her ) nightstalker : literally stalkers, serial killers and psychopaths who kill for no reason Gunslingers : those who actively are part of terrorist organizations, school shootings , police brutality. Trump supporters Blade dancers : Emo's who cut themselves all day , likely to be suicidal .
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It's kind of cool because I'm really nerdy and I just happened to pick a Warlock. When I found out that they're nerdy af too I knew I chose right. Haha.
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2 RepliesHunters- skip class Warlocks- teach class Titans- love class Anything else is just open to interpretation based on anecdotal evidence of your high school and your own personal short comings.
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I guess I have to be a warlock now, rip huntrr
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Titan: Jocks, conservative types, and herd followers. Males typically clean-shaven. Listen to whatever the popular kids are listening to. Hunter: Thrashers who wear tie-dye or T-shirts with a marijuana leaf on it. Often have odd-colored hair or soul patches. Listen to alternative stuff. Warlock: Academic types who obsess about getting into the right college. Often have neatly trimmed beards. Listen to Mozart.
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Edited by SweatSpaghet: 6/4/2016 9:28:10 PMHunter: hall monitor...cries to principal about everyone else Warlock: teachers pet...never gets in trouble Titan: special ed...likes making bubbles
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10 RepliesSexist much!!?!?
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Edited by Dr_Sorethumb: 6/4/2016 7:38:10 PMTitan: good at sports, not so much academically. Underage drinker. Hunter: goth/emo/edgy kid. Probably smokes weed. Warlock: nerd. Probably addicted to WoW/DnD/EVE Online etc. A significant percentage are also weebs.
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9 RepliesTitan football player Warlock nerd Hunter school shooter
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I believe you mixed Hunter and Titan
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Warlocks aren't the stereotype of a nerd, they're the stereotype of space wizards.
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1 ReplyTitan - Strongman Warlock - Weight lifter Hunter - Cross fitter
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TRIGGERED. [spoiler]Lol, jk this is so true[/spoiler]
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You seem to be harbouring strong hatred towards Hunters. Got tethered in your last game of assault- I mean rift?
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1 ReplyTitan - Gym bleachers Hunter - Dusty chalkboard Warlock - Library Bookshelf
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Although Warlocks are probably my favourite overall, I've gotta say they'd be the nerds. Hunters would be the classroom sluts and Titans would be the roided up jocks.
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17 RepliesTitans-fat guy who eats too much, probably plays lineman on the football team. Has a lot of zits, drives a truck, hangs out at the auto class after school with the other rednecks. Hunters- emo crowd wearing skinny jeans, weird haircuts and make up. Hunters remain androgynous , experimenting in bi-sexuality until they finally choose a sex after college. Warlocks-the cool guys that throw the keggar parties and star on the basketball team. Usually they would have impregnated at least one faculty member by the time they graduate.
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Titans = jocks Hunters = the whiny preppy rich kids who cry if they dont get their way "im telling my mother anout this!" Warlocks = guidance counselors
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3 RepliesHunter : the EMO who ends up shooting up the school [spoiler]they play with knives all day[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesPeople who are this determined to hate on any class are just sad.
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So much hate and anger....
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Warlock- Stoner Hunter- Loner Titan- Special Ed
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Titans play football and defense in lacrosse and hockey Warlocks are nerds Hunters are the guys with the flashy moves in lacrosse and hockey
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somehow im getting the feeling that this post was made slightly against hunters?? did op get wombo comboed a few too many times in crucible today?
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I feel like hunters would just be the average dude that's a little more athletic than he lets on. No one knows why he can do flips and whatever else, he just can. [spoiler]his secret is that his mom wanted to sign him up for karate as a kid but the class was full so she enrolled him in ballet and paid off the teacher so he could still wear a karate uniform instead of a leotard. He put on a decent recital, but got his ass kicked the first time he did a twirl in a fight. That's the day he gave up dance. I mean karate.[/spoiler]
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jocks are warlocks, looking for the easy way out of every thing.
