I'm so tired of losing because these blueberries don't understand how to play Control.
Edit: Thanks to all of you who upvoted/ replied, I never would have expected that the salty post I made after an especially bad match of IB would actually start trending.
Edit 2: Circles gather and now my watch begins, it shall not end until my death, I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children, wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my circle, I am the sword in the darkness, I am the watcher in the circles, I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of circles, I pledge my life and honor to the circles for this night and all the nights to come.
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A get over here scorpion style would be perfect. Also stupid people who rush the last zone while the team is trying to cap b causing a spawn flip and giving up our zone. Pro tip don't play ib with randoms...
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I'm a "slayer'. I usually only go for kills and defending the Zone, but I still get at least 2 or so captures during a match, if not more.
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OP's mom has a "stand in the circle" emote. And we called it [i]Bukkake[/i]. [i]fin.[/i]
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2 RepliesMy last two matches with cute little Blueberries: https://imgur.com/a/GL3cW Complete RETARDS.
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xImJefry encourages their teammates to capture the flags
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I'd also like a "we only need 2 zones you cock womble, get the -blam!- out of A" How many good games have been ruined by a teammate messing up spawns. It's called "control" you know, holding two area's allows you to control where the enemy spawn from.
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7 RepliesWhat about people capping a on shores of time? So frustrating
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2 RepliesControl is broken and captures don't really matter enough. I've played multiple matches where a team has a lot more captures, but if the other team has more kills they win. Kind of defeats the purpose of control. Played a match where we had 13 captures to their 5, but because they had more kills, they won. WTF, broken!
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3 Replies(Player) requests help at bravo!
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Thank god you posted this i though I was the only one who realized that we aren't playing clash.
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You're a blueberry if you play with blueberries
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Edited by BurningGoats: 5/30/2016 9:26:26 PMThat could easily be abused so that's a no from me Edit: this might be the wrong post
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Stop complaining git gud
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Totally. "Cap the f ucking zone, don't just run straight past me with two others while I'm trying to cap it alone, you potatos!" - emote.
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1 ReplyThe best unmade emotes m8 XD https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWityWU8RQ
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Edited by saltyswenis: 5/29/2016 3:18:45 AMMost people solo queuing into the crucible are probably not going to have the same game plan as you unfortunately. While It may be frustrating there are three people standing in the same spot hard scoping the entire game, your best bet is to try to support there cause and play around that. Getting frustrated over what your team is doing wrong instead of adapting does not help. Play with friends is the best solution to your frustration. Que in to rumble games if you have no friends. Complaining and getting frustrated over what the blueberry is doing or not solves zero problems and probably only makes you play worse. I'm on the ps4 and always ok with playing with people who are level headed, feel free to msg if you are decent company and need a companion. With love from your swenis.
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I like control for iron banner, like it always was in HoW when I started, but I'm sick of being the only person on my team interested in going for B
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1 ReplyYes because an emote make so much difference....wtf
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Nobody Y2 knows how to play control. My team thx you.
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6 RepliesFYI, you don't need 2 points to win. If you die 20 times trying to cap B, it offsets the kills you get while you control it. I have been in 6 mans that prefer to control 1 point, teamshoot everything and blow out the other team because we rarely die. Control is dumb. It would better incentivize capping if it rewarded bonus points every 30 seconds or so to the team with 2 points. As it is now, again, you can destroy with teamwork while not playing objectively.
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I agree with you lets get this
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God this is -blam!-in golden. Please please make it happen.