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4/5/2016 11:37:00 PM
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True titans? Meet my son
Moment of titan pride. Son wants to play Destiny so I allowed him to make a character on my alternative profile. Helljumper380. He makes a titan, cool cool. Just watched him run into a room full of lvl40 mobs and punch everything to death.
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#Destiny
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3 RepliesEdited by creatatron: 4/7/2016 11:57:09 PM[spoiler] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES [/spoiler]seizure warning
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1 Reply*Tears up* Thats my boy... "DON"T FORGET TO FoH THAT MOB OVER THERE SON!!"
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He is welcome in my kingdom!
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1 ReplyDon't you talk to me or my son ever again.
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1 ReplyIn a couple years he will be serving his country Titans make good marines. Godspeed
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He sounds like a true guardian of the city in the making
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Defender Titian is Best Titian
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Has my seal of approval. .. a punch a day keeps the dregs away...
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The Titan Order welcomes thou.
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Careful around this forum, there's been a post called Sonbreaker
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Teach him the guardian ways of old, where we used to help each other instead of bicker amongst ourselves.
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7 RepliesFrom a fellow Titan to your son, welcome to the order, may he make us proud.
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I thought we were going to get a story about how he shoulder charged his brother or titan smashed his sister, but this is cool too haha.
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So jealous of the ps4 exclusive Titan gear, it looks awesome.
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That kid deserves a cookie
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1 ReplyPunching is one way but shoulder charging is another
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Praise him...
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And mine ran around the table with a kitchen knife claiming i'll get that damn cat for scratching his sweet homemade red cloak... Think i know what class he's gonna choose... [spoiler]jk i don't have a child and i will never let him touch a knife[/spoiler]
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HA HA....! Raise the young Titan in the ways of old.....and to acquire a taste for Guardian tears!
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1 ReplyThis is awesome... Congrats, I know your proud... I'm grooming my 3 yr old nephew as well, I let him have the Mic for now, and he is a show stealer... When he does get the controller... The only button he uses is the melee button, I'm so excited to see what class he chooses in a couple years...
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Edited by SomePlasticSpork: 4/6/2016 6:01:47 PMKnives and space palming magic just don't satisfy the hunger for melees as much as a good ol' right hook
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Titan master race. He chose well
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1 ReplyAwesome! Back in the house of wolves era my daughter who was eight at the time wanted to play too, so she made a Titan as well. She fights the same way too. She loves to bash things. So fist of Havoc with the acd/o feedback fence, an auto rifle and she's off lol. Best times of our lives dude! :)
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1 ReplyLove has its place, as does hate. Peace has its place, as does war. Mercy has its place, but not for Titans! I salute my fellow Titan.
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I remember my first days of punching things.
