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Edited by Spawn:
3/21/2016 3:15:34 PM
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Dating advice for dis guy?
Yo I'm an 18 year old guy, I don't know the stages for dating, like I know holding hands is ok on the first date, I think kissing is good on the 3rd, but I need advice. Seriously though if there are any Casanovas or legitimately smart men who know the steps to dating on here who see this, please educate me with your expertise? Thank you.
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"Women weaken legs"
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1 ReplyEdited by Guardian2798: 3/21/2016 8:57:49 PMIm pretty sure that the majority of advice on this post will get you branded a sex offender... [spoiler]which is great because everyone knows that chicks love a bad boy[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDon't love. People make you weak. Love makes you weak.
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On a destiny forum asking for girl advice Lol what
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Use your dank memes and tell her all of your video game accomplishments
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Edited by Shmeegie: 3/21/2016 1:23:56 PM1. You're posting on the destiny forums, that's your first mistake. 2. [b]Pursue girls that you're comfortable talking to[/b] ( not your bffs because then shit gets weird ) 3. [b]Be confident! [/b]Girls like it when a guy knows what he's doing and can be proud of himself 4. [b]"You can't win the lottery if you don't play"[/b] - my boss taught me this one, you gotta put yourself out there man, can't expect ladies to come crawling to you, you gotta get out and be active 5. [b]Manners Matter[/b]. Be polite, be respectful, be a gentleman. And if any girl doesn't like that, then you don't want them. Given these are all tips for a relationship that I find to help, remember to feel comfortable talking to the one you like because if you can't trust them or feel fine around them, they ain't worth the time. Also if you just wanna smash a babe with no relationship then all you need is drugs and alcohol. BAM My work here is done lad, good luck. -[i][b]RussianRanger[/i][/b]
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Toast/Envolope
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1 ReplyGet advise from the player who has gone through 5 girlfriends this year! He's got the stuff! ;D
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2 RepliesJust follow the simple steps in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
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6 RepliesDon't stick it in the wrong hole
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Wear fedoras, every woman likes a good fedora with a mlp badge on it.
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Walk up to her...look her in the eyes and say..."I WANT YOU INSIDE ME"
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Do it in the butt
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1. Don't be afraid to be yourself. If she doesn't like who you really are then it won't work. 2. Respect her 3. Don't rush anything. 4. Date someone you could see yourself being best friends with. Or 1. Toast/Envelope
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1 Reply*Needs a relationship advice. * Resorts to Destiny forums. I see a bright future for you, Little Light.
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Toast/envelope
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2 RepliesGet naked on the first date. If you're compatible in bed, your relationship will grow. If you both feel awkward naked around each other, it'l never work out. We're animals. Instincts first.
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Piss on her leg to assert your dominance is usually the best way to start a relationship with her
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2 RepliesWouldn't you just do what you feel is right and natural?
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5 Replies4 pieces of advice I'll give 1.dont rush anything with anyone 2.treat the other with the same respect you'd want if you don't get it back then obviously that isn't the right person you'd want to be dateing. 3.date someone that you can have a friendship with as well as a relationship. 4.always use protection
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Well depends on what you're aiming at. With me its mostly been just lust for the "partner" and we wanted to get it physical before even meeting eachother so that if we -blam!- up we still have the umm... pleasure I guess. But thats mostly been so bevause I met most lf those girla over my friends and "got to know" them over texting. If uts someone u really like you should take it slow and not take too many chances
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4 RepliesEdited by Rudy22XxCP3xX: 3/21/2016 4:01:47 AMOk to test her give her a knife and then get her very mad. As she's about to stab you [i]quickly[/i] throw up a whole loaf of bread in the air. Her woman instinct should kick in and she will begin to make a you a sandwich and if the sandwich is good keep her
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2 RepliesEdited by HungoverHawkeye: 3/21/2016 4:15:18 AMTap her on the arm before you blow it. Courtesy is key.
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2 RepliesYou're In the wrong place haha. Probably 1 percent of Guys here are proactively good with women and dating. Any other advice is just romanticizing by Forever Alone men.
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Definitely try and finger their butthole on the first date.
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In my experience it is best to be too passive in this scenario than two aggressive.
