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2 Replies1. Wake up for the sole purpose of squishing a ball of poop harassing the world. 2. Squish poop in 5 minutes after waking up. 3. Explore everything. 4. Get useless stuff. 5. Repeat 3 and 4 forever.
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7 RepliesYou wake up after a long sleep and just start killing aliens and zombies while having a chick with magic growing tits in ur head
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[spoiler]Humans and creatures, creatures that can breed yet are missing crotches.[/spoiler]
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Man is decended from person with gold. Adventure leads to crazy shit
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The aftermath of a bus ride involves obscene amounts of firearms.
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If you're lazy to do anything, the world is destroyed.
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Army guys find gold and go AWOL.
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4 Repliesyou shoot shît while a robotic sea urchin shouts story at you. you also get trolled by a blue aśshole who warns you to be careful where you point rare boots.
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You like kill stuff that look weird
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2 RepliesDonald trump presidency simulator [spoiler]the division[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMagical sword thingies
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2 RepliesEdited by pValue2010: 4/9/2016 1:21:33 PMLearn to yell really loud so you can kill dragons
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1 ReplyChosen zombie goes off to kill zombies acting all like the grim reaper grabbing their souls. Then chosen zombie either makes the world burn longer or plunge it to fabulous darkness.
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13 Replies1st Installment: Scary monsters from underground killing people and driving humanity to extinction. 2nd Installment: Humanity makes the monsters angry and force them to start sinking cities with a giant Alaskan bull worm. 3rd Installment: A new threat emerges, forcing both the humans and scary monsters towards extinction, plot holes and plot armor save the main characters in the end.
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3 RepliesKill stuff. Have a floating friend. Not really sure why you're doing this. Kill more stuff. Repeat. Get treasures. Get trolled by a blue ass. Repeat. Kill more stuff. Repeat.
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1 ReplyVolunteer Shit happens Eventually the character goes crazy End
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2 RepliesTake pictures of really odd looking creatures while riding in a floating train sphere thing
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2 RepliesWe've awoken the......uhh.... I think another word is supposed to come after this
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Kill animals and assimilate God
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2 RepliesCry on insects, sell your soul and/or accept a gift from the Heavens, kill your mom, crawl inside your mom, into her womb, kill her heart, and then kill either Satan and a lamb's skeleton, or yourself and a dead version of yourself.
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Wake up to discover that you're a god and that the universe around you seemingly bends to your will. Everything in the universe is perceived exclusively by you, and therefore you must be the sole creator and influence of the universe. But all alone in an entire universe you eventually think your way into a shocking truth.
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7 RepliesEdited by Koldraxon: 4/9/2016 4:01:11 PMYou forgot things. You wake up. Kill clones. Explosions. Escape on a gray space Dorito. Kill other things. [Time passes. Development. Becoming better.] Save yourself from a space starfish thing that wants to kill it's creators. Rebuild a Darude Sandstorm*. *Proper spoilers now. [spoiler][url=https://n8k6e2y6.ssl.hwcdn.net/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/MummyTeaser-website.jpg?itok=N-iIXu_p]INAROS.[/url] Did You Really Believe It Would Be This - [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesYou die at the end
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Your senile next door neighbor sends you on an endless errand to capture wild animals so he has more time to bang your mom back home.
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A guy shoots stuff