We have to keep the Flood's circlejerk quota up so we can meet the expectations for the fourth quarter. Otherwise our investors will pull out and there will be a huge mess of lost profits and consumer distrust. I think we'd all rather not deal with that.

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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron

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