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Edited by jcmgto:
3/4/2016 10:03:08 PM
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Weekly Update = Spaceballs the Movie
I swear I keep reliving this scene everytime I read the weekly update. Just replace Dark Helmet with us and Colonel Sandurz with Deej.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
If you know the movie you will understand.
Edit 1: credit goes to Novtroglyph for finding this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=356faqb9JnU&sns=em
I should have posted it orginally, because the ending is really fitting, how Dark Helmet is reacting. I can see all of us saying "Whoooo?" about who we may be battling next.
Edit 2: WOW I never imagined do many Spaceballs fans.
Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Edit 3: 250 replies, wow
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#Destiny
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This doesn't have nearly as many comments as it should. For shame community. For shame :(
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That movie was full of awesome bits. Including: * Mel Brooks in two very different roles. * Michael Winslow (the sound guy from "Police Academy") as a Spaceball cadet. * Dark Helmet's hilarious take on Vader's Force Choke * That unforgettable line: "Or else Pizza is gonna send out... fo' you!" * The "Ludicrous Speed" scene. * Merchandising... where the REAL money from the flim is made! * The evacuation scene at the end. * Dot Matrix's Virgin Alarm - "Programmed to go off before you do!"
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Edited by ZHX1138: 3/4/2016 11:25:36 PMNo, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again. It's sort of like when we keep getting tele-ported by Atheon in numbers of one or two.
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Got Dark Helmet tattooed on my arm
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In tears laughing
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lol they could have showed us a screenshot at least.
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1 ReplyI hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City Fa ggots Oops wrong movie...
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2 RepliesLets go to ludacris speed
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1 Reply"Hey, have you guys found more PvE content yet?" "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
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Totally sums it all up. The Weekly Updates are so lame, if you have nothing to reveal in regards to new content, then don't have one, quit trolling us with this ridealong nonsense.
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Who is he? He's an Asshole, Sir.
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greatest movie... "YOGURT... I HATE yogurt
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3 RepliesYou idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
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1 ReplyI hope Brooks manages to find the funding he needs for Space Ball 2. Hes been dreaming of a sequel for sometime but studios havent picked it up.
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Sorry I didn't reply to this post sooner. I was too busy combing the desert.
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1 ReplyWas still a better story than Y1 Destiny
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1 ReplyAsshole! I said across her nose, not up it!
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The irony of this all is that Spaceballs applies to Destiny and Spaceballs has been in existence since the 80s. While Destiny a has been around a mere few years, this proves Mel Brooks' film truly is a timeless master piece of science-fiction spoofing material.
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haha, every single time such a great movie
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[quote]Yes, inferno! So, win I have fun! Lose, I go and play hide n seek with enimies! Win Win situation! Let's have Fun Guardians![/quote]
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3 RepliesPerhaps we will all meet again in Destiny 2, The Search For More (microtransaction) Money. "What's that coming out of the old girl's nose?" Luke Smith! "Oh shit, there goes the planet!"
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Destiny 2.... the search for more money
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1 ReplyThe password is 1, 2 , 3 ,4 That sounds like the password an idiot would have on his luggage....(whispers: Colonel Sanders change the combination on my luggage) Hilarious
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1 ReplyScrew Blazing Saddles. Spaceballs is MY Mel Brooks movie.
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3 RepliesEdited by DirtiestKnave61: 3/4/2016 2:41:13 PMSir, there jamming our radar *wipes screen and licks finger* Raspberry...
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2 RepliesEdited by MortalGod: 3/4/2016 6:26:36 PMIt's been 3-4 weeks that we have been getting even worse updates than before... We only got a vague comment that new content is coming....sometime in the future... Responsible companies (and the ones that care for their customers), don't do that. The Division isn't even out yet, but Ubisoft released a schedule about content updates, like new maps,guns,activities,etc...this is the proper way to treat customers. Yet you continue to practice this "communication" with your clients...leaving us in the dark about the future of Destiny. Now you are making Vidocs about how the Dreadnaught came to be, and how you created the pew-pew sound of my gun...that's almost like you are making fun of us...what is worse though....you are making fools of yourselves. You could channel this effort on a decent, on topic, update about the real problems that Destiny is having right now and the solutions you provide ...and crucible lag is only one of these problems, you know! It's like you think that everything else works as it should. I don't know what is wrong with you people....but if you don't act quickly and responsibly...Destiny won't even hit the 5 year old plan.
