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Edited by The Stalker:
3/3/2016 2:41:54 AM
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It's time...it's time for a nerf to the Doctrine!!
Okay, Guardians. It's time to mention this to the forums. This bitch of a gun is [b][i][u]way[/u][/i][/b] too good. It has the same fire rate as the Atheon's Epilogue and ridiculous stability with the right perks. It mows down every gun save The Last Word, which I've traded with before. The amount of flinch is dumb, and the way you can easily land headshots is even dumber!
[b]S[/b]o, to recap, I [b]a[/b]bsolutely hate [b]t[/b]he Doctrine of Passing. [b]i[/b]t fires too fast, with little to no [b]r[/b]ecoil, and makes it impossible for [b]e[/b]ven the overpowered TLW to take down.
Rant over.
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3 RepliesEdited by Ashikon: 3/11/2016 12:48:45 AMNice one, 6/8 would Nerf fusion rifles again. -BGN
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4 RepliesEdited by LordMoldyButte: 3/11/2016 2:32:50 AM[b]G[/b]reat n[b]o[/b]w an[b]o[/b]ther goo[b]d[/b] gun is g[b]o[/b]i[b]n[/b]g to b[b]e[/b] nerfed because some baby can't deal with it. [spoiler]Hot damn is this annoying to do on a phone [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesNever happen, players using doctrine sacrifice kills at range, stop fighting them one on one, seems fair to me, just use doctrine and get over it.
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The bold letters can be really hard to see on mobile. #TitanMasterRace
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1 ReplyWhy do you make these kinds of posts? Attention ho much?
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27 RepliesMuted
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Nirwens mercy ftw
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2 RepliesMy Nirwen's Mercy fears no gun
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No! Let me have my fun, I just got mine last week
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Don't Nerf anything, buff everything else
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1 ReplyI feel sorry for those who missed the bold letters
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1 ReplyIn response, bungo nerfs fusion rifles
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3 RepliesA Hunter, Titan, and Warlock are sitting at a table. The Titan, a Sunbreaker, is seriously wounded, and has a broken arm and leg. The Warlock, a Stormcaller, is in perfect health, and is sitting as calm as can be. The Hunter is pacing around the table, thinking deeply about what should be nerfed next. Hunter:Let's see, I just got killed by a sniper... he must have been relying on that aim assist crutch! NERF SNIPER AIM ASSIST BUNGIE, OMFG!!!! Warlock:Oh, will you just shut it already! Look at poor Jim over here. Points at Titan. He can barely move from what your constant bickering did to him. Titan: Need... super... energy... Hunter: Don't even bother, Jim. Now you know how us Hunters, the master race, felt when you bitched and complained about Bladedancers for a whole year. Titan: Please... no more... nerfs... Warlock:Okay, maybe the Sunbreaker was a little O.P, but that doesn't mean every other piece of equipment in the damn game needs to be nerfed along with it! Hunter:Oh crap! Bungie is about to buff auto rifles by... 7%! Oh no, that can't happen. *grabs phone.* Warlock: What the hell are you doing? Hunter: Hey, Xur! I have a job for you. Xur: It is my will to speak to you. Hunter:You know that 7% buff to medium RoF Auto Rifles due this Tuesday? Xur: I think the cells of this body are dying... Hunter: Move the decimal point to the left a bit! Xur: My will is not my own... Hunter: *hangs up.* Weird guy... well, I just prevented a possible O.P weapon buff. What's next? Let's see, I forgot to mention something... was it handcannons? No, they got nerfed ages ago... Ah, yes, Stormcaller!! Warlock: What the hell!? I'm perfectly balanced!!! Hunter: THAT GUY JUST KILLED ME FROM WAY TOO FAR AWAY!!! IT'S SO OP!!! Warlock: I'm not overpowered, what the hell is wrong with you? Hunter: ANOTHER ONE JUST KILLED ME! WHY IS IT SO OP!!! Warlock: Shut up! Please stop, Bungie might hear you! Hunter: *pulls out megaphone*. STORMTRANCE IS WAY TOO OVERPOWERED. PLEASE NERF THEM BUNGIE, NERF THEM!!! The Titan, unnoticed to this point, suddenly turns from bright orange to light blue. His broken limbs heal themselves, and he stands up vigorously. Hunter: Jim, did you just switch subcla- *drops megaphone.* OH SH*T!! *The Titan shoulder-charges the Hunter, sending him flying into the wall.* Titan: YOU... WILL NOT... NERF... MY FRIEND!! *The Titan activates his Fist of Havoc, demolishing the Hunter, and the entire wall behind him.* Warlock: Why... why did you do that? Titan: You don't know the pain I've been through these past few days. I - I don't want you to share the same fate. *The Hunter respawns next to the Titan.* Hunter: What the hell jus- wait, that was a Fist of Panic!!!! BUNGIE, NERF THE STRIKER! Warlock: Their super wasn't even buffed, dib sh*t. Hunter: I don't care!! THEY'RE SO OP!!! Titan: What if everything you ever wanted... Warlock & Hunter:????? Titan: WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! Warlock:What in the hell are you talking about? Titan:THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! *Titan jumps in the air, then rams his knee into the Hunter's face.* Warlock:Why does he always brag about those damn things?
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1 ReplyAgreed!!!! Can you say op
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2 RepliesYes I agree. Fusion rifles should be nerfed.
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Nice... Satire... ;)
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Edited by stephen497: 3/10/2016 11:45:31 PMLol [spoiler]satire[/spoiler]
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Looooooooool well hidden satire tag [spoiler]reel 'em in boyo[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI thought people wanted auto rifles to be good?
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1 ReplySounds like year one with auto rifles. Have we come full circle with the complaints?
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1 ReplyCan't believe no one saw the word. Lmao good job OP :)
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2 RepliesThis is crazy.
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1 ReplySo we will be nerfing epilouge ???
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Love the bold letters
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It won't happen until a week after i get 1.
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1 ReplyStop. Nerfs bad. Stop being a donkey dildo.
