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Edited by Owlish Athena:
3/6/2016 5:44:44 AM
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The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide
A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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2 RepliesEdited by Krieghund69: 3/3/2016 6:47:15 PMGear elitists twits: Gamers that think one can't do the raid without the TOM and or Black spindle. Ignoring the fact that people were doing the raid just fine without those weapons for quite a while without them. The toxic Tom: He will spends the entire game claiming how many times he has done the raid, bitches/insults other players as well as blaming them for his mistakes in the most condescending tone possible. Note: If you leave this idiot in your party or at the least don't collectively mute him it is a given that the team will degenerate into a useless frustrated mass and fall apart by the time you reach the sisters. Boot him asap.
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4 RepliesEdited by iMangoUnchained: 3/3/2016 6:51:35 PMThe Magician- Always fu¢king vanishes during a boss battle, usually at the worst time The Vertically Impaired- The guy who can't make it to the relic, but for some reason always gets torn between dimensions The Crybaby- The guy who keeps saying "It never takes this long with my other team" "My other team can do this one run" "I'm giving it one more try and then I'm leaving" The Sequence Stopper- The guy who jumps on his plate too early/ too late and fu¢ks everything up
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The Rahman 10000000 (my clanmate) Person who is glitching all over the map instead of fighting. 'Guys, I bet you can't find me'
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3 RepliesThe complainer - complains about everything The Talker - talks about everything from raids to non game related topics The know-it-all - claims to know everything but has no clue The blamer - blames everyone but him or herself even if they die alot more than others, and screw things up way more than others The RQers or Rage quitters - same as blamer but leaves the group entirely The happy meal drop outs - lags out completely due to McDonald's wifi
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12 RepliesDon't have a name but, the guy who, while dps'ing a boss, won't stand still and just shoot. He continually moves side to side in front of you causing you to shoot him in the back of the head and having to reload.
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5 RepliesThe Digital Clock Guy - The one raider who has NEVER seen a clock face and has no clue what clockwise or counter clockwise means..
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Technical Difficulties - the one with the bad mic that makes constant noise. You can call him "tech" for short. Mumble Grumble - the one that might as well have a bad mic because no one can understand him anyway; is asked to repeat everything he says until he gets booted
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The George Lopez X'D
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11 RepliesI don't have a clever name for this one but "the guy who blames his deaths on everything but his own faults."
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1 ReplyI've patience for all of them except the dictator, by far the worst kind of player. No doubt.
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You know you are with a bad raid group when you fail the totems. Oryx is never going to be beat by these people!
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no skill (can we cheat this)
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Mr. ADD: If there's something that he needs to be doing, you can be damn sure he'll be doing something else. Knights at Totems? Looking for the teammate that's supposed to switch places. Snipers? Busy watching the runner. Bombs? Laying into Oryx.
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3 RepliesAlah Akbar: the guy who forgets about the debuff while the team is dps'ing golgoroth, killing the whole team.
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1 ReplyThe self proclaimed veteran: the idiot who believes it's okay to talk to newbies like sh*t. When they only learned the raid 2 days ago themselves. Just came out of a raid after playing with someone like this
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4 RepliesThe Odium44 - Never raided before and reading this thread is like reading mandarin - I know clockwise/counter-clockwise but don't know where, when or why this is relevant in a raid; i know ADS, what it stands for anyway, but not when not to use it; plates?; which weapons you should use or not use and why?; and I'm a no-mic AND a smoker. And I drink while playing. Best accomplishment in Destiny is solo'ing Fear's Embrace (last night baby) - so now I might be a bragger too. Boom son, Bad Raid Teammate Identified.
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I got one. The annoying guy: " My raid team and I... blah blah blah.." nobody cares.
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1 ReplyThis is good work bruh
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2 RepliesI love this
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3 RepliesThis is op
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5 RepliesThe Bumper - The person who will bump you out of the way while you ADS to shoot at a boss who isn't moving at all.
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Iv had a couple guys at the oryx check point who will insist on running the aura then after we stagger oryx and all the adds are bombarding us with fire in the center he just takes off with the aura and says "I gotta grab ammo" as every one dies.
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Advanced troll: the guy who insists on using No Land Beyond for Golgoroth and warpriest
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The Patroler: the kid that doesn't understand what synthesis is and demands that everyone go patrol to stock ammo. The Clueless One: that one kid who keeps asking if you know how to do the normal raid even though you're standing there with the oryx challenge emblem and half a dozen prices of harrowed raid gear. The OCD god: demands that everyone equip matching ships, emblems and shaders and won't start the raid without it.
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4 RepliesEdited by AriYukii: 3/3/2016 4:41:17 PMThe Silent Foreigner - the teammate that says nothing the whole raid but when he does he doesn't know English. -Captain Choker. The guy on the last set of bombs on oryx doesn't run to his bombs on 3-2-1- Detonate. Resulting in having to go an extra time. -Young Wild And Free... Kill -Kid at gologoroth that says, lowest light grabs the gaze but he's the lowest light. -THE DAMN ACOLYTE The guy who can't kill the acolytes on warpriest and blames there hiding.
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6 RepliesThe b-tchboy: The player who has run Raids enough to do them with his eyes closed, yet doesn't offer any advice, and wants to run his smart azz mouth with his panties in a wad when I get pushed into a hole by a thrall or teammate. NEWs FLASH ASSHOLE - NOT EVERYONE HAS TIME TO F-K OFF LIKE YOU!!!! I HATE YOU AND GUESS WHAT? NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FAT Azz BREATHING THROUGH YOUR MIC AND CRUNCH ON CHIPS YOU FAT LITTLE B-ST-RD!!! SPOILED LITTLE HOE! The Goodfella: The player with skills, wits, and patients. The player who will take time to explain each and every step in amazing detail., Basically walk you through with no judgment. The player that understands what The B-tchboy never could. This player is highly respectful and a delight to play with. I appreciate these players!
