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Edited by Bandit:
3/1/2016 11:42:51 AM
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The Ultimate OffTopic War
Who will win the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate-ness?
[b]Wayde[/b]
Health - 69
Attack - 69
Speed - 69
Special Ability - Send nudes pls ;_;
[b]Sara[/b]
Health - 50
Attack - 50
Speed - 100
Special Ability - Lasagna
[b]Forklift[/b]
Health - 100
Attack - 50
Speed - 50
Special Ability - S$!#posting
[b]Numa Numa[/b]
Health - Numa Numa
Attack - Numa Numa
Speed - Numa Numa
Special Ability - Numa Numa
Edit 4673 - I know this is a shitpost and cringepost guys, it's just for fun. Don't get your jimmies rustled.
English
#Offtopic
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1 ReplyReacon 55 knight Health:op Attack:dongsword Speed:potato internet Special ability:join holy grail table new offtopic group
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1 ReplyGOOO WAYDE! Wayde has better stats anyways. Plus, Send Nudes is OP.
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All these people are alts
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15 RepliesEdited by Veration: 3/1/2016 11:48:54 PM
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2 RepliesI will transport forklift to the gates of vahalla
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1 ReplyEdited by Crimson Lupi: 3/1/2016 5:46:46 PMI have faith in the Italian [spoiler]Or at least I [b]DID[/b] until Wayde used 'Send nudes pls ;_;' Those numbers are [b]OP[/b][/spoiler]
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Grizzly bear
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[quote][quote][quote]Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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None of those scrandles.
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5 Replies
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2 RepliesEdited by CrazyTheGoose67: 3/1/2016 12:13:04 AMSorry Sara, but I say forklift. Why is numa numa on the list?!?
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2 RepliesHow is NumaNuma beating Sara?
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1 ReplyEdited by Hex: 3/1/2016 6:35:51 AMI win. My post about Facebook conquers all! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194351332/0/0/1
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Goddamn this is cringey.
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Recon isn't here because it would be too easy
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8 RepliesThis is so dumb. Stop obsessing over newfomen and gimmick users. You're just giving them the attention they want.
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Agent Wiomyng Health: tree Attack: fitty Speed: faster than the speed of love Special Attack: disturbing Expiriments
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What is this thread?
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1 ReplyCamnator All stats: 420 Special ability: "You've gone incoherent."
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9 RepliesSeriously? What about the Offtopic greats, like Engra and Dorit? What about Anomaly and damustr8? Jesus, if you're going to make the ultimate showdown of Offtopic, do it right.
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1 ReplyThe cringe is strong.
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Cortana 5
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Finky Bean Health: Over 9000. That is all you need to know.
