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2/18/2016 1:11:27 PM
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DESTINY JOKES
Create jokes related to Destiny. They can be riddles or plain knee slappers!
[i]Only the best joke shall win![/i]
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How do you change your T.V. With the universal remote
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I was only a level 20 I loved gjallarhorn so much i had all the bounties and telemetries to level it up I prayed to rngesus every nightfall askin for a gjallarhorn gjallarhorn is love i say gjallarhorn is life my fellow guardians called me an idiot i knew they were jealous i was goin to get it first i called them gallyless they smack me with their truths and send me on patrol im cryin now and im gjallarhornless i sit on my sparrow its really uncomfortable a shank is movin towards me i feel it shoot me with a gjallarhorn i am so happy now it whispered into my helmet this is your gjallarhorn now It moves me with its gjallarhorn and moves me to my hands and knees Im ready i spread my inventory open for the shank it penetrates my armor I can feel my inventory gettin full as my eyes are watering i dismantle my uncommons i want to use the gjallarhorn the shank screaches as i tug the gjallarhorn off of it my fellow guardians pass by the shank looks at them staright in the eyes and says whos the noob now the shank flys off to the moon with my sparrow Gjallarhorn is love gjallarhorn is life
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Edited by prettyboiXroman: 2/20/2016 7:41:32 PMWhy can't you win a staring contest against a Titan? [spoiler]Because they don't blink[/spoiler] :)
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1 ReplyWhy can't praetorians win in court? [spoiler]because their defense is void[/spoiler]
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Where the -blam!- is universal remote?
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1 ReplySon: dad why the king is dead Dad: cause he fall Get it king fall
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A hunter and a worlock walk into a bar [spoiler]a titan walks through the bar[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThe drop rate/rng
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So many dumbasses thinking saying destiny or the story is the joke is original
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4 RepliesEdited by Spadille: 2/20/2016 9:18:18 PMXûr- a sad and funny (kinda, not really) destiny joke story, including our favourite whispy faced Santa. I asked Xûr on how to start a conversation. He gave me some [u]super good advice[/u] and told me to get a good [u]icebreaker[/u]. He's always there for me, although the stuff he sells is really a [u]thorn[/u] in my side. He means well though, cause once, he let me get the [u]last word[/u] when he was selling strange coins for spinmetal. He told me he really needed the stuff and that was the [u]truth[/u]. He told me he was in a charity and they was collecting the stuff cause they needed to raise money for a dental operation, for a kid who had [u]dragons breath[/u]. He said he couldn't pay for most of it, due to the fact he lost most his money gambling; he went all in with three aces but he had no [u]ace of spades[/u]. In the end, he found out that he has met, [u]the fate of all fools[/u]... He really should've used a [u]fabian strategy[/u]...
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Sunsinger
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This joke is funny. I would explain why, but I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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Where would you find the tangent of X? [spoiler]o the street because tan(x) has no house[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] When I die I want my IB team to bury me [spoiler]so they can let me down one more time[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Sedated_Moose: 2/18/2016 1:35:03 PMWants to make Destiny jokes... ...sees the best ones are [i]Taken[/i] :(
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1 ReplyDid you hear the old story of the hunter who cried nerf?
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1 ReplyWhy doesn't any one play the summoning pits strike any more ? They "phogoth " about it
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1 ReplyTaniks has no store He kneels before no manager Owes allegiance to no company He is an employee and very bad at what he does
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This thread is such a dreg....wow that was so bad I may get shanked.
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What is iron man and the hulks kid called? [spoiler]iron banner[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA riddle you say? Only year 1's will get this. What Titan class did xur bring for about 7 weeks in a row? [spoiler] sunbreakers! He brought than sooo many times they named a subclass after them[/spoiler]
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The story
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I have a good gjallarhorn joke, but most of you probably won't get it. [spoiler]this was so much better in year 1[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[i]Destiny[/i] is joke enough.
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What's the worst part of my joke telling? [spoiler]Not having time to explain them..[/spoiler]
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The game.
