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Edited by RoseScythe:
2/5/2016 10:41:53 AM
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If real life followed Destiny logic..
If Destiny logic applied to everyday life.
I'm going out for a bit, hon'. Yeah. No, no, it's just around the corner. Yeah. I'll be back next week..
..because I have to go into orbit first. I know it's close, but I can't just.. Yeah. Alright hon'. Love you too.
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[b]You've worked hard this week Johnson, there's a little extra something in your paycheck. Just to show our appreciation.[/b]
Wow! Thanks Mr Smith!
[i]*Opens envelope*[/i]
[spoiler]Johnson found Mouldering Shards.[/spoiler]____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[b]Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a dear, dear friend. Doug was a gentle soul. He was a caring husband, and an even better fath..[/b]
[i]*Doug Self-Revives*[/i]
Psych! Hahaha, Oh man! Haha, I really had you guys going huh? Ha.. I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it, but now I'm so glad I did. Too funny..
Ha..
Alright, I'm off to the pub.
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Bungie logic? If you lost your keys in your house, you'd spend hours looking for them under the street lamp out front because the light's better out there.
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1 Reply"Alright, guys. I'm resigning to move to Singapore." "STFU no one cares bye Felicia don't let the door hit you on the way out." "You know all that money you earned last year? Well, now it's completely worthless!" "We've improved our connections by 4%." "Oops, we meant 0.04%" "One cheeseburger happy meal please." "That'll be $5/£5/€5 for the burger, $2/£2/€2 for the fries, $2/£2/€2 for the ketchup and $5/£5/€5 for the cola. Oh and the cola invalidates all previous purchases and is actually gasoline. Sorry not sorry."
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1 ReplyAnd shotguns would only work from 3 feet away
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5 RepliesOr striker titan waiting in line somewhere when someone sneaks up behind him and yells boo. *fist of panic* + *shockwave* kills all the people in front of him. Goes to head of the line and then jail.
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Nerf the assault rifles our enemies use there too OP
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The news spammed with nerd dodge f150 and nerd shoes
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6 Replies[quote]Alright, I'm off to the puberty[/quote] Fixed it for you
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You cant destroy darkness until you pay 40€
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Edited by Toast Muncher: 2/6/2016 9:36:46 AMClassic ;)
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Bump.
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1 ReplyNo more visits to the clinic to be tested.
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2 RepliesHunter getting bullied at school. Bullies surround hunter. Hunter thinks must escape quick *throws smoke bomb goes invisible*. bullies where did he go. Just count to five and hes in the same place. What happens next...
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2 RepliesIf real life was like Destiny our paycheck would have a chance of being the right amount
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6 RepliesLove you.
