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Edited by gr8b8:
2/8/2016 12:31:12 PM
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What's your favorite Bungie Logic?
"Hey guys, we know the raid rewards suck, and nightfalls aren't nearly as rewarding as they used to be, and pretty much 75% of our game is irrelevant now... But we're glad to inform you that we've adjusted the death singers scream volume!"
Edit - this thread is a self res warlock
English
#Destiny
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"With D2, we want statements like "I want to run the Raid, Trials, or go back to Titan to get more of its Shader" to be possible."
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3 RepliesPre HoW-"We don't want you to look back at all your work and gear you grinded and find that it is useless." TTK-"Any thing year 1 will stay in year one and will be useless"
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No one uses Fusion Rifles, so let's continue to nerf them until people do. ( * v * )
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58 RepliesEdited by DarkLordBacon: 2/4/2016 12:39:07 AMHey it looks like the community wants Auto Rifles buffed! Lets wait 8 months and then buff it slightly. Fusion Rifles can't hit crap! Lets nerf the range and damage because why not! The community is complaining that Thorn is too OP! Lets release the patch when TTK comes out. [b]Bungo Employee[/b]: Deej! The community wants private matches! They have a petition with 13,000 signs! [b]Deej[/b]: Don't worry we'll take care of it. One year later [b]Deej[/b]: We're happy to announce private matches are coming to Destiny and Fusion Rifles are getting another nerf! *Audience claps* [b]Deej[/b]: You must buy the next DLC to get it. *Audience rages with anger* A few months later.. Destiny 2: The Bungo Wars Fusion Rifles get nerfed again due to people crying when they get killed by it. Bungo nerfs Mida and Snipers until they are as unusable as Necrochasm pre-buff. Shotguns are king and get a 10% range buff. [spoiler]Sorry I meant 0.10.[/spoiler] New Raid comes out [b]Crota Women's Evil Rock[/b]. Your raid team loads in... Everyone falls through the ground and dies [b]Deej[/b]: Sorry for the glitchy raid, our team is working hard to fix it. One DLC later.. [b]Deej[/b]: We finally fixed it! [b]Forums:[/b] *deserted* Loads into tower... Evil Master Rahool takes over the game. *Reveals that he is the reason the game has gone to crap* He is the reason Thorn was OP, he is the reason Destiny had no story, he is the reason all our legendaries turned into rares (wait we already knew that). All of a sudden the sky goes black and you see the words [b]MASTER RAHOOL DARKNESS OVERLORD[/b] above his head. He gets huge until he is as big as Oryx Epic music plays in the backround SmoggyPluto appears and hands you a Gjallarhorn with all three elements He tells you "[b]become legend[/b]" Rahool starts throwing rares at you and they do massive damage You shoot Gjallarhorn at him and he staggers He gets angry and the tower is degrades at a rapid rate Rahool tries to body slam you You can't escape. You're screwed. But then the legendary purple ball appears and shields you from the attack A tear appears on its surface and you hear the words.. "Bungo plz nerf" *It pops* You are crying and want revenge All of a sudden the tower starts floating into the sky And you are floating upwards Master Rahool panics and starts throwing thorns at you You are immune He throws common engrams Immune You grab the traveler Hold it up high Rahool is overshadowed by it Rahool is scared You throw it at him Then he yells "NOOOOO" *Dramatic Explosions* The deed is done. You say "Git Gud" But then the smoke clears.. Master Rahool is still alive He throws a rare at you and you die [spoiler]Bungo plz nerf Master Rahool[/spoiler] [b]After the battle...[/b] [spoiler]Deej appears.. "Hmm... Tower is gone. Random Dead Guardian. Engrams everywhere. Wait a second! Could it be that fusion rifles give you engrams, kill people, and can destroy buildings!?!? Looks like we gotta nerf em.[/spoiler]
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42 Replies“The last thing we wanted was for you to look at your favorite gun or helmet and decide that it had become obsolete (...) Your feedback is clear: The time you have invested in your stuff should be respected." Proceeds to take away our gear...
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"3 exotic hand cannons are over powered, so let's nerf every hand cannon so they're shit in PvP!
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"This is not a skybox, at some point bungie will add activities here for guardians to explore" or something along those lines.
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"Oh look Ubisoft brings an online fps in march! So lets wait with content until that Ubisoft game comes!" Now ppl need to make a decision which game they play in spring... duuuuumb
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2 RepliesShank Burn... on a rocket launcher.
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2 RepliesIf it ain't broke fix it, if it is broke don't fix it.
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If 1 autorifle is OP we nerf the BLAM of all the autorifles.
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1 ReplyYOU SHALL RELIVE ONCE MORE!
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2 RepliesEdited by Hwood98: 2/5/2016 9:46:35 AMShooting armor off a fallen walker makes its take less damage.
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1 ReplyWe put a bounty for auto rifles in IB so after looking at the data we have determined that auto rifles need a nerf after clearly being overused.
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2 RepliesFrom the 2016-Feb-04 "This week at Bungie": "...we wanted to make sure that we don’t present new players with a fundamentally different game than what they’re used to." Uh, dudes, "new players" are not "used to" Destiny yet...
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6 RepliesWe don't want to make Light Level RNG dependent anymore for Y2. Makes Light Level exclusively RNG dependent, adding more layers of RNG.
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Bungie Guy: So were just gonna lie about pretty much everything in the game right? Bungie Guy 2: Well they already preordered like a million copies lololololololol... So yes. Bungie Guy: Doesn't that seem shady?! Bungie Guy 2: You're fired!
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Bungie HQ , 16:20 pm Luke smith: guys we got a serious problem ! Deej: what is it ? What happened this time? Luke smith: crucible... Deej: oh god...not again... Luke smith: yes , yes again, i think it's unbalanced again. Deej: you think it is or it IS unbalanced ? Luke smith: not sure, i took a look to the forums and the most requested thing was more pve and private matches. I think that they don't know the real meaning of nerf because they use that word very often,but still they wanted the special weapons to be nerfed again. Deej: hahahaha private matches, at least they got a little bit of hope in the impossible, but yeah i saw at least 10 "nerf 1000-yardstare" and another 5 of"nerf shot gun op ama" just scrolling down the posts, so, i think it's pretty obvious on what we have to do, right ? Luke smith: yeah, i think i got something in mind to solve this crisis.... Deej: let me guess... Deej/luke smith: let's nerf fusion rifles again :D !!! *high five in mid jump *
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---RNG vs Max Level--- B: "We don't want players reaching max level to be too dependent on RNG, so we created the light system." Solution: instead of needing 4 armor pieces to reach max level, now players need 10! (Not accounting for additional loadouts) ---Form vs Function--- (HOW dlc) B: "we realized player all ended up looking the same if you want to reach level 32 (in dark below dlc), so now you can use etheric light to bring old armor up to date so there are more diverse appearances. (TTK dlc) B: "you know what? We take that back. Oh, and now vanity items have stats attached to them, so more RNG if you want to function AND look your best." ---Problematic Weapons--- B: "We learned our lesson from Thorn. We will be more careful about what weapon we place in player's hands." Shot-snipers- "here, have a Conspiracy Theory D." Final round snipers- "introducing LITC Eirene." Pulses overused- "there ya go, max stability Nirwen's!" ---On Nightfall--- Problem: Nightfall is too popular. People flock to complete it near reset day to take advantage of the xp buff (yes, this is a major problem). Solution: Nerf Nightfall so people won't want to do Nightfall, on any given day! ---Dwindling Player Base--- Problem: Remaining player's friends have slowly emigrated away to other games. Solution: Lets change IB to Rift, a game mode that is more dependent on being on a team.
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Omg you guys spend 2000 hours gathering and collecting sweet loot, weapons and gear? Well now ttk is out its all useless! Congratulations.
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That "bad connections" are the players fault, not their shitty p2p system and third world servers.
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"We didn't like how everyone was using the weapons they loved to use and made them happy, so we decided to make them completely irrelevant for year 2 and you will no longer want to use them!"
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Shooting the armour off Spider tank's legs, and it taking less damage...
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Besides fixing a problem I never saw in oryx hard designing levels as part of the dlc that have us run through a level backwards. So weak.
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Sword Logic
