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Edited by Yurp:
2/1/2016 7:36:25 PM
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My wife says im too old to play destiny
Im 36.
Yall are too dam.n funny. Even the trolls. Thanks... shes laughing her ass off too.
Wow so many posts.... i've learned a couple things.
1. Next time i get quick scoped in the air it could be by a 60 year old sweaty. Or a 45 year old mother of three...
2. Dont ever tell a guardian they are too old to be a guardian.
So of course wifey changes the argument to I play too much.....shes right on that one . Lmao.
Dedtiny community is the best
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10 RepliesEdited by FerDoirich: 2/3/2016 3:11:38 AM58. Been playing since alpha. Have 4000 hours in the game. Also carrying a full time job in Silicon Valley, so not just sitting around doing nothing ( software engineer at Apple ). And playing computer games since 1977
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I was born in 44. Must have been a bad year, which is probably why I don't play so good! Annoying message once, called me a Noob. A bit offended, I was, so I replied and called him a Squeaker. He cranked up at that big time, and said he was 17! (Wow! Light the candles!) Next sentence he called me rude words involving my head and a sexual act. I felt so overwhelmed by his maturity, I didn't reply. LOL.
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Dismantle wife into "Newer Model 2.0". I hear some of the rolls are: Click Once- a simple click of the fingers gets a drink instantly Spray and play - sorry it's above a Teen rating, sorry Auto Silencer - serious moment in game, and talking about friends, family and life in general, immediately stops. Red Bar Awareness - as soon as your connection level drops, 2.0 switches iPad off and Netflix is closed! Any more perks on your 2.0 rolls anyone?
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When she is to old to take the d,,, then maybe
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I am 65 my wife is 56 and we bothe play Destiny together. Your never too old.
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Never too old.
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The fiancée has asked more than once when I will grow out of video games......I'm 34 and my main fireteam is 28-42. So I always blame the old guy and say when I'm his age. Well he keeps getting older and keeps gaming. I did have to turn of the Kinect voice control though because she figured out she could come in and yell at the Xbox to search for the large members of African Americans and then leave while I'm in a fluster to try and get back in game. She thoroughly amused herself with that.
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Didn't know there was a age limit on gaming.
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[quote]Im 36. Yall are too dam.n funny. Even the trolls. Thanks... shes laughing her ass off too. Wow so many posts.... i've learned a couple things. 1. Next time i get quick scoped in the air it could be by a 60 year old sweaty. Or a 45 year old mother of three... 2. Dont ever tell a guardian they are too old to be a guardian. So of course wifey changes the argument to I play too much.....shes right on that one . Lmao. Dedtiny community is the best[/quote] 42 year old Guardian here my friend rank 5 on all 3 character s never too old and remember these game are made by grown adults not teenagers haha keep your light strong 😊
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1 ReplyI am 34, just had a baby born on Sunday, still made rank 5 in Iron Banner ;)
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4 RepliesReforge her. Try to get a new wife with more stability
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Rated T for Teen doesn't just mean for Teens only soccer moms...
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Im 69
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I'm 31 with a ten year old daughter she loves destiny Never to old to defend the light from the darkness
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1 ReplyMy dad's 65 and he still plays games, including destiny. Hes currently on fallout 4.
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I'm 39, and I draw comics. She knew ahead of time what manner of nonsense she was getting into when she married me.
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23 RepliesRelevant: [quote]Wife Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Wife. Husbands speak in tones of awe of the Wife - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Girlfriend and the Fiance, the Wives reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, Husbands must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Wives' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote] If spotted by a Wife/Girlfriend, Guardians are marked with a debuff known as "Wife's Gaze". If the threat is not dealt with immediately the Wife will automatically turn off the console after ten seconds.
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45. Been with my wife since Super NES. In 1990, we were bombing the shit out of the Middle East and I was spending too much time on video games (according to her). Fast forward to 2016, we're still bombing the shit out of the Middle East (just a different area now) and I still play too much. Get used to it and tell hunny bunny to chill!
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1 Reply40+ here, we are the original gaming generation. I for one wont quit gaming as long as I can play them. Btw my wife says the same about me but I remind her she still likes to do some of the things we championed as teenagers... I'm sure you know what I mean... ;-)
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1 ReplyI'm 31, but have the maturity of a 10 year old. Just tell her, I know you are, but what am I!? Should help get the point across. What helps me not get in trouble, I do the majority of the cooking and cleaning. And don't ignore her/sex for any game. This leads to lots of guilt free gaming.
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I assume you have tried the backhand fronthand technique?
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11 RepliesMy wife stood in front of the TV one day asked "Why do still play video games?" I asked her "Why are you out of the kitchen?"
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43 here. Don't sweat it!
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Tell your wife she's too old for you
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And of course this post is too
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Edited by loonigus: 2/2/2016 7:51:52 AMMy gf did that once. gf: "Stop playing games already" me: "Ok then I go to the bar and start to drink again" gf: "here is your controller. What do you want for lunch" me: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" gf: "oh and btw enjoy the couch for a week" me: "worth it anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Conclusion? Woman always win. I love her anyway.
