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Edited by Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
English
#Offtopic
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"Good bye grandpa, your gifts will always be missed. Maybe he gave his money to his wife, now she can give us gifts. Never mind grandpa you're not needed."
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Sooo...should I ask your mother for money instead?
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"My bad."
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Quick take the cake and go that's all we came for
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1 ReplyGo up to some old people and say "You're next."
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1 ReplyHe's with David Bowie now
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11. *presses X*
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So who's gunna pay for the funeral?
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Soon, my dark lord Cthulu, soon.
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'You're next'
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So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?
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Looks like I'm not the only one dying to eat
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*pulls out paint pen* *walks to dead body while no one is watching* "666"
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I always knew he was going to be a good soccer player...
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Goes up to widowed spouse: so are the finger sandwiches just like to take, or do we have to eat them here?
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So that's why you're not supposed to say kys...... Pass the blunt man.....
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"You're next"
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Where's my money
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You're next
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Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?
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11. When do we read the will? 12. So this means his girl is fair game right? 13. Damnit, that sumbitch never paid me that money they owed me. 14. We're missing the ballgame for this? 15. When do we eat? I could go on and on, but I'll leave you this link instead. http://www.fal.net/101/funeral.html :D
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Im on the highway to hell!
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damn bitch never did buy me those hookers he promised
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Just start singing Staying Alive
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"HEY WAKE THE FŪCK UP!" *whispers "hey lemme grab that one dollar bill in yo pocket. You won't be needing it anymore" "BLAH BLAH WHERES THE GODDAMN FOOD ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO EAT THE BODY?!"
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Dibs on their stuff
