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Edited by Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
English
#Offtopic
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Ask your mom if we can have a sleepover... Wait....
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"My bad"
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"My bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing Except at a funeral
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See, i told you he looks like a fgt when he sleeps
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"10/10 would bang"
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Is he snoring AGAIN!!??
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Good riddance
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I'd hit it
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Wait that's a body I thought it was lunch
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All of this...
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How much do you think his body is worth?
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"Sure is dead here."
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Shit I'm early, better come up with a joke. Definetely one thing not to say.
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[quote]Stuff happens, there's always a crisis[/quote] ~Jeb Bush
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If closed casket: "What, they couldn't afford the suit?"
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He owes me my knife back,he probably left it in his skin
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"There's cake at this party, right?"
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" he was kinda a dick anyway " "Is now the time we celebrate?"
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"not my proudest fap*
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"Dibs on his head"
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I'm hungry...
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Whose the stiff?
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Ad victoriam
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Time to start crowd surfing!
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Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral?
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"Good bye grandpa, your gifts will always be missed. Maybe he gave his money to his wife, now she can give us gifts. Never mind grandpa you're not needed."
