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Edited by Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
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#Offtopic
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This party is dead.
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1 ReplyI wonder what her tits feel like
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Don't worry we just need for the respawn timer to count down.
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＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣> ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´”
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Edited by YerSpookyGrandad: 2/1/2016 5:23:28 PMPermanent death? Hyperion says: schmermanant... schmeath
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2 RepliesEdited by Joorak: 2/1/2016 6:11:00 AMSorry bout that. My mistake.
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"Let's draws dick on his face!" "Staring contest!" "Here come the airplane"
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He was a lover, a fighter, a friend...AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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Still lived longer than Destiny
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Edited by Lizard: 2/1/2016 4:28:24 PMLooks like Dave had too much to drink. Amirite?
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Ah it's sad. No buffet here and no strippers! Just an old guy sleeping.
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*goes up to the guys' boss* About that pay raise...
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When I was really young my aunt died and I went to her funeral and I said she ain't dead she is taking a bath because her coffin was blue on the inside
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I heard they put a hundred bucks in his pocket...
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"Does he get to keep the suit?"
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"So what's the story on the widow? Is she seeing anyone?"
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"I'm on a highway to hell"
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2 Replies"What a n00b, shoulda had more x's in his name"
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I bet you $12 bucks he's coming out for cake
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You used to call me on my cell phone...
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Gosh he/she's dead. Can we go to IHop now? Visitations are for the old.
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The truth is jut don't say anything except the fact that your sorry about the loss
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Congratulations
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Ill wont say anything, just pull out my lazer rifle and do some sick spins
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Where's the wifi?
